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 Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 6:59 am
gets hot wax dripped artistically all across the body
inserts ice
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Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:00 am
gets a few things hard twisted
inserts silk neckties
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Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:06 am
gets bound and gagged
inserts large cylinder
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Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:19 am
gets an overflow of pepsi
inserts sheet music
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Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:42 am
Gets blanketed in a sudden down pour of crotchets and semi quavers
Inserts green eyed monster
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Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:45 am
gets jumped & stolen
inserts kisses
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Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:15 am
Gets hugs.
Inserts junk mail.
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Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:16 am
gets shredded
inserts razor
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Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 11:35 am
gets clean shaven twisted
inserts the classic 80's boombox
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Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 5:47 pm
Gets small forklift to carry it
Inserts Bill Clinton
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Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:23 pm
Gets sexually harassed.
Inserts car battery.
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Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:56 am
Gets bull dog clips attached to nipples!! *Ooooh!*
Inserts noose and gallows
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Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 5:08 am
gets an unhappy stick figure in a game of hangman
inserts 6th grade children who cannot spell
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Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 5:23 am
Gets arrested by the the child protection agency for cruelty to children
Inserts frosty the snowman
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Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:45 pm
Gets pinacolada flavored snow cones
Inserts 1000 paper cranes
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