Worst Things You Can Ever Say As A Pagan

[TeaDidikai]

Ether Pilot

TeaDidikai

mute_coyote

The Zombie Survival Guide is my BOS. domokun

In don't know. I'd respect any neopagan who said that. blaugh

I wouldn't. That book will only get people killed in a Zombie Outbreak. It actually SUGGESTS holeing up.

Right provisions, you could be just fine.  

[Ethermus Prime]

TeaDidikai

Right provisions, you could be just fine.

Nope. Wana know why?

Because Zombies can outlast your Provisions; and no fortification can hold the hoard back indefinitely.  

[TeaDidikai]

Ether Pilot

TeaDidikai

Right provisions, you could be just fine.

Nope. Wana know why?

Because Zombies can outlast your Provisions; and no fortification can hold the hoard back indefinitely.

Wouldn't know. Never met a zombie.

The only real zombies I am aware of are caused by a parasite and they die within a short period of time after reanimating their host- and have only been found in tropical climates.  

[Ethermus Prime]

TeaDidikai

The only real zombies I am aware of are caused by a parasite and they die within a short period of time after reanimating their host- and have only been found in tropical climates.

Wasn't that a Hoax. I'm quite sure that was a Hoax, as the site I was linked to about that was a very well done mock up of the BBC site...but if you went to the BBC's site.....and searched for the Article.....it was absent.  

[patch99329]

^ Sounds like something off resident eveil xD

What you need to survive is a zombie apocalypse is a chainsaw, a baseball bat and something you can make explosives from ^_^  

[Ethermus Prime]

patch99329

^ Sounds like something off resident eveil xD

What you need to survive is a zombie apocalypse is a chainsaw, a baseball bat and something you can make explosives from ^_^

Chainsaws arn't really that great. They can kinda rip flesh, but not do anything more...the pore from a chain saw is that the object your cutting is stationary and you push your way through...it's no laser sword...

A bat would be good. I'd take a Short sword for Meele Combat, a Shotgun, a Pistol and battle/assault Riffle as well.

As for explosives. We keep those for any compatriots who have been bitten. Load em up with some C4 (and a mercury switch) and a thing of diesel Fuel. Let them turn and Wander into a crowd of zombies.....then blow it.  

[PurpleDragonsGems]

Ether Pilot

patch99329

^ Sounds like something off resident eveil xD

What you need to survive is a zombie apocalypse is a chainsaw, a baseball bat and something you can make explosives from ^_^

Chainsaws arn't really that great. They can kinda rip flesh, but not do anything more...the pore from a chain saw is that the object your cutting is stationary and you push your way through...it's no laser sword...

A bat would be good. I'd take a Short sword for Meele Combat, a Shotgun, a Pistol and battle/assault Riffle as well.

As for explosives. We keep those for any compatriots who have been bitten. Load em up with some C4 (and a mercury switch) and a thing of diesel Fuel. Let them turn and Wander into a crowd of zombies.....then blow it.

With the exeption of the short sword, you sound like Burt Gummer from the Tremmers movies xd Betcha he could survive zombies.  

[Ethermus Prime]

Dragon_Witch_Woman

With the exeption of the short sword, you sound like Burt Gummer from the Tremmers movies xd Betcha he could survive zombies.

Lol. Well, I mean there are specific reasons I take the thigns I take in a Zombie apocalypses scenario. A melle for a small amount of Zombies (don't wana waste ammo if I don't got to), a Pistol if i'm carrying something in my other hand, a Shot gun for a medium sized group of zombies, and an assault riffle for a fairly larger group.


My friends and I have our own unwritten Zombie Survival guide, and each one of us laments every morning we wake up...and there arn't undead walking the streets.  

[Autumnal Light]

Dragon_Witch_Woman

With the exeption of the short sword, you sound like Burt Gummer from the Tremmers movies xd Betcha he could survive zombies.

Tremors = best B movie EVER. heart heart heart  

[TeaDidikai]

Dragon_Witch_Woman

With the exeption of the short sword, you sound like Burt Gummer from the Tremmers movies xd Betcha he could survive zombies.

I was thinking about this- but even they end up leaving.  

[PurpleDragonsGems]

TeaDidikai

Dragon_Witch_Woman

With the exeption of the short sword, you sound like Burt Gummer from the Tremmers movies xd Betcha he could survive zombies.

I was thinking about this- but even they end up leaving.

They who?  

[Autumnal Light]

"You see, Hercules is really just the Greek version of Jesus."  

[patch99329]

mute_coyote

"You see, Hercules is really just the Greek version of Jesus."

Arg, stuff like that always annoys me.
Especially all the stuff on the market about jesus being a collection of astrological signs rolleyes It's usually completely inaccurate.

*cough*zetgeistisshit *cough*  

[PurpleDragonsGems]

mute_coyote

"You see, Hercules is really just the Greek version of Jesus."

*falls over* I think I'd bitchslap anyone who said that to me.  

[Maze]

Dragon_Witch_Woman

mute_coyote

"You see, Hercules is really just the Greek version of Jesus."

*falls over* I think I'd bitchslap anyone who said that to me.

Personally, I'd be too busy laughing to do that.