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Elizabeth Tarion

PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 9:55 pm
patch99329
I was a witch since the beginning of time too! Back when life on earth was in the form of single celled amoebas, I was a witchy amoeba.
I just couldn't resist. Sorry the picture's a bit big.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:21 pm
MoreSpareParts
patch99329
I was a witch since the beginning of time too! Back when life on earth was in the form of single celled amoebas, I was a witchy amoeba.
I just couldn't resist. Sorry the picture's a bit big.
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I'll get you my pretty! And you're little dog too!  

TeaDidikai


patch99329

PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 11:46 pm
TeaDidikai
Boadicia
stressed Wait, wait, wait! A witchy amoeba? eek Are you freaking serious?

Excuse me. I think the blood vessels in my brain are throbbing.
Patch is being a smartarse.


*nods*
Yup, I'm a complete and utter smartarse a lot of the time xD Just not so much online biggrin  
PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:46 am
sweatdrop Ah. Even if you were being sarcastic, the idea of someone even thinking such a thing makes my eyes twitch. Oh, the humanity. xd  

Boadicia


TeaDidikai

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:12 am
Boadicia
sweatdrop Ah. Even if you were being sarcastic, the idea of someone even thinking such a thing makes my eyes twitch. Oh, the humanity. single celled lifeforms! xd
Fixed it.  
PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:11 pm
TeaDidikai
Boadicia
sweatdrop Ah. Even if you were being sarcastic, the idea of someone even thinking such a thing makes my eyes twitch. Oh, the humanity. single celled lifeforms! xd
Fixed it.


rofl

So if amoeba are witches, what does that make the Paramecia, and the Euglena? Don't forget the mold and mildew.  

Boadicia


patch99329

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:24 pm
Boadicia

So if amoeba are witches, what does that make the Paramecia, and the Euglena? Don't forget the mold and mildew.


'Druids' 3nodding  
PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:46 pm
patch99329
Boadicia

So if amoeba are witches, what does that make the Paramecia, and the Euglena? Don't forget the mold and mildew.


'Neo-Druids' 3nodding
Fixed that one too.  

TeaDidikai


patch99329

PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 11:44 pm
Hence the inverted commas either side xD  
PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:38 am
patch99329
Hence the inverted commas either side xD
Yeah. But I was sleepy. gonk  

TeaDidikai


patch99329

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:43 am
TeaDidikai
patch99329
Hence the inverted commas either side xD
Yeah. But I was sleepy. gonk


Thats okay xD
I can relate at the moment rolleyes . I'm a zombie, I swear.  
PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:15 am
patch99329
TeaDidikai
patch99329
Hence the inverted commas either side xD
Yeah. But I was sleepy. gonk


Thats okay xD
I can relate at the moment rolleyes . I'm a zombie, I swear.
What did I do with that chain saw...  

TeaDidikai


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:53 pm
The Zombie Survival Guide is my BOS. domokun  
PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:43 pm
mute_coyote
The Zombie Survival Guide is my BOS. domokun
In don't know. I'd respect any neopagan who said that. blaugh  

TeaDidikai


Ethermus Prime

PostPosted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 7:22 pm
TeaDidikai
mute_coyote
The Zombie Survival Guide is my BOS. domokun
In don't know. I'd respect any neopagan who said that. blaugh


I wouldn't. That book will only get people killed in a Zombie Outbreak. It actually SUGGESTS holeing up.

Also Worst thing to say as a Pagan (But best Parody every):

MY friend Deasons Response to a Fluffy claiming to be of the Twilight element
Your in dire luck man, im apart of a special underground super Cabal of pagan's who are right down your ally...

My name's Deason, I'm a Grand arch Druid 33rd degree mason.
I just called our high priestess of Chthuluian Wicca to get all the info your gonna need. She even gave me a ritual to invoke the goddess of twilight Specially for people so special as yourself to have the element of twilight as apart of your essence.

so, to gain access to the astral library your going to have to go through your goddess...so this is how you do it!

~~~btw this can be Little dangerous so be careful...and don't piss her off she's one of the most powerful goddess's there is. she's like a super hybrid of Kali ma and Lilith.~~~

So first you need to go find yourself a nice open field. Then get your hand's on 17 white candles, they cant be to long! but they have to be at least 3.8th inches thick, they need to be this thick so that you can shove the dragon's blood incense just enough so they stick out of it. You need to make those candles into a 6 pointed UPSIDEDOWN star pattern and light them all at once.
It's apart of your special twilight abilities...so you have to do this AT TWILIGHT otherwise you wont be able get them light ALL at once.
don't forget to encircle the area with salt and lemons. The lemon's are for the margarita mix you have to have in the center...i know it sounds weird...but that's the fav offering we've found for the goddess.
So once you've gotten that done you hafta stand directly in the middle and face south. wile standing on one foot. naked slowly spinning wile looking straight up to the sky. Open your left eye and lift your right hand to the heavens chanting.

this offering to the twilight being all she required of me, for she is goddess of the star's at nigh,
she grants me the sacred right
to read from ancient tombs.
and ensures my path is not alone.
you pause for a second...
take four breaths
then scream as loud as you can like your pronouncing to the world...

IM A ******** IDIOT!

then go kill yourself...please...
 
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