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If I Were Gay by Stephen Lynch

1000 Words lyrics by Jade.

I know that you’re hiding things
Using gentle words to shelter me
Your words were like a dream
But dreams could never fool me
Not that easily

I acted so distant then
Didn’t say goodbye before you left
But I was listening
You fight your battles far from me
Far too easily

Save your tears cause I'll finally come back
I can hear that you whispered as you walked through that door
But still I swore to hide the pain when I turn back the pages
Shouting might have been the answer
What if I cried my eyes out and begged you not to depart
But now I’m not afraid to say what's in my heart

Cause a thousand words
Call out through the ages
They’ll fly to you
Even though I can’t see
I know they’re reaching you
Suspended on silver wings

Oh a thousand words
One thousand embraces
Will cradle you
Making all of your worries dancing far away
They’ll hold you forever

For a thousand words(a thousand words)
had never been spoken(ohhhh)
Will fly to you
They’ll carry you home(carry you home)
And back into my arms
Suspended on silver wings(on silver wings)

And a thousand words(ohhh)
Call out through the ages(call through the ages)
Will cradle you(ohh ya)
Turning all of the lonely years into lonely days(lonely days)
They’ll hold you forever

Ohhhhh
A thousand words

Yeah! And then there's Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy, which...doesn't at all mention women:
can dim the lights and sing you songs full of sad things
We can do the tango just for two
I can serenade and gently play on your heart strings
Be your valentino just for you

Ooh love - ooh loverboy
What're you doin' tonight, hey boy
Set my alarm, turn on my charm
That's because I'm a good old-fashioned lover boy

Ooh let me feel your heartbeat (Grow faster, faster)
Ooh ooh can you feel my love heat
Come on and sit on my hot-seat of love
And tell me how do you feel right after-all
I'd like for you and I to go romancing
Say the word - your wish is my command

Ooh love - ooh loverboy
What're you doin' tonight, hey boy
Write my letter
Feel much better
And use my fancy patter on the telephone

When I'm not with you
I think of you always
(I miss those long hot summer nights)
I miss you
When I'm not with you
Think of me always
Love you - love you

Hey boy where do you get it from
Hey boy where did you go ?
I learned my passion in the good old
Fashioned school of loverboys

Dining at the Ritz we'll meet at nine precisely
One two three four five six seven eight nine o' clock
I will pay the bill, you taste the wine
Driving back in style, in my saloon will do quite nicely
Just take me back to yours that will be fine (Come on and get it)

Ooh love, (There he goes again just like a good old-fashioned lover boy)
Ooh loverboy
What're you doin' tonight, hey boy
Everything's all right
Just hold on tight
That's because I'm a good old-fashioned fashioned lover boy
lol

Itsumo Futaride by Tin Tin

Just change "Aoi House" to "Yaoi House"

I know of quite a few slashy songs but this part from "Thnks Fr Th Mmrs" by Fall Out Boy always gets me smiling.

One night and one more time
Thanks for the memories
Even though they weren't so great
He tastes like you
Only sweeter
One night, yeah, one more time
Thanks for the memories
Thanks for the memories
See, he tastes like you
Only sweeter


Oh! And I have to share Straylight Run's "The Tension And The Terror". Enjoy!

All the boys voices cracking,
Oh, the moaning half tones,
Come summer time,
We're all the same age here,
All the tension and the terror,
Thin limbed gorgeous green eyes smiling,
And I'm going straight to hell,
All the possibility and promise just,
Weighs on me so heavily,

And I try but I'm not convincing,
Your lips they pout and twist and,
I die trying just to keep myself from kissing you,
You take in everything with a certainty I envy
It's somehow all I need just keep me guessing please,

Oh darling all of these awkward jump-start-stalling conversations,
Mean much more to me than anything,
So it comes down to me and you and,
Whether were supposed to or not we still will,
We're so much better off than them,
All the possibility and promise just,
Weighs on me so heavily,

And I try but I'm not convincing,
Your lips they pout and twist and,
I die trying just to keep myself from kissing you,
You take in everything with a certainty I envy
It's somehow all I need just keep me guessing please!

A look,
A laugh,
A smile,
A second,
Passes by and I regret it,
Words just aren't right,
Sometimes I just can't explain,
All the ways you devastate me,
Always on my mind,

I try but I'm not convincing,
Your lips they pout and twist and,
I die trying just to keep myself from kissing you,
You take in everything with a certainty I envy
It's somehow all I need just keep me guessing,

I try but I'm not convincing,
Your lips they pout and twist and,
I die trying just to keep myself from kissing you,
You take in everything with a certainty I envy
It's somehow all I need just keep me guessing please.


Ahh... The beauty of slashy songs. Hehe. whee

The Loveless theme song.

***
- Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss, baby -

Dog will hunt -
I'm the front end loader, travoltin' over,
so try my slam on for size.
Drive stick with that kung-fu grip,
let the banana split, and
watch it go right to your thighs.
Cop a feel copperfield style,
~ abracadabra -
that bra - do you think I can pull it off?
(only line that doesn't match at all. ;_; shame)
Wanna bang around?
Just jot me down on your to-do list,
under "Put out like a fire", 'cause..

I got somethin', and it goes thumpin' like this;
All you need is my uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss.
I got somethin', and it goes thumpin' like this.
All you need is my uhn tiss, uhn tiss uhn, tiss -

Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss, baby.

Edible strange,
how do I get in your pants -
when you're tick tockin' them.
Serious levis,
So tight can't be classified,
that's why I'm here to fill that opening.
Make a seasoned pass to mount that a**,
and bob hope that I might one night stand a chance.
Let's go feng shui the ******** around my digs,
like a superball bring that sunny side up, and -

I got somethin', and it goes thumpin' like this.
All you need is my uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss.
I got somethin', and it goes thumpin' like this;
All you need is my uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss...

Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss, baby.

Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss, baby, uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss.
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss, baby, uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss.
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss, baby, uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss.
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss, baby, uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss.
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss, baby, uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss.
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss, baby, uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss.
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss, baby, uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss.
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss, baby, uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss.

Yeah, I got somethin', and it goes thumpin' like this -
All you need is ...my uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss.
I got somethin', and it goes thumpin' like this!
All you need is my uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss...

Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss, baby.

Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss, baby, uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss.
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss, baby, uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss.
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss, baby, uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss.
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss, baby, uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss.
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss, baby, uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss.
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss, baby, uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss.
Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss, baby, uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss.

Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss, baby, uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss.
***

Yeeee.

Despite the obvious lines that scream "HETEROSEXUAL!", it seems really slashworthy to me. I love it, really.

And I agree; Milkshake (Goodnight Nurse's) and pretty much any Darren Hayes or Bloodhound Gang song are pretty slash-y. x3 And I love it.

Anyhow, I can make many songs work for a specific pairing or what have you. I'm very imaginative.
'Course, there's ones that scream it more than others, but I would still be here all night if I listed all of them. Kekeke.

Mm.. I think this thread's been dead before I got here, so I might be wrong to post in it now, but I couldn't resist. Everyone's song suggestions just added a lot to my slash-able songs list! Thanks~~! ^ ^

Also, if the cursing in the lyrics bothers anyone, I'll edit it and censor it. Sorry. o o'