Why did you divorce the tektek above? >>WORD GAME<<

[Psychic_Knight]

Now, don't get me wrong, she was nice and all. She was smart, funny, and a great cook. Problem was, we kind of got married without her parents permission, plus she still hadn't even finished 9th grade. =.=;; We had to changed our names and escape to asia. Everything was fine until she told me she found another, younger, lover. I snaped and left her. Last time I checked, she was a mother of twins. o.o
 

[I CUP fUnKy c0l0rZz.]

She ALWAYS listened to her music. Even when she sleeped. She never had her headphones off. But her music was just SO loud, she yelled when'er she spoke. It was annoying.

[Use Current Avii Please]  

[Le Tecktonik]

That Head. Everytime id talk, it would be staring back at me. Id wake up screaming when I saw it. (Jokeness) And that hammer scared me when We would fight. I needed a divorce, for the sake of my life!

 

[Pikachitan]

She kept trying to kill me by throwing the glass bottles she's holding at me.


^ Girl  

[A Story Worth Telling]

I don't think she ever really...grew up. I mean usually being in touch with your inner child is cute, right? It's fun. But she took it a liiittle too extreme. I mean, she even made up her own superhero name: The Mysterious SealWoman. She always went around waving this blanket, going "OooooOOOOooooOO! I will protect you from evil!" It was really embarassing at parties and really obnoxious when she was running around the house. talk2hand

 

[Pikachitan]

She was okay, but I found out she was married to four other people, AND she had six children already. Plus, she was a stripper, who slept with a hundred other people.

 

[Serenitayne]

She'd always force me to wear the color red and would attack me when I would would any other color. And she's cut my arms to see blood..which is red...wasn't that fun....


 

[Wood Sorrel]

Because she was abusive and violent with that bat...

 

[Le Tecktonik]

She'd demand so much. She'd flag her little staff around, demanding it to be shone, and the brushed her hair relentlessly. I couldn't get a moment to myslef with her without her brush!

Meh. My Avvie.  

[Em is for Moron]

theres only so much S&m one person can take...I mean, the whipping was fun but the ice obbsession?!?! I sensetive to cold you know sweatdrop

Err...I'm gonna say my avi too  

[MWAH! Kiki Kisses]

I just got so embarassed walking down the street with her. Who dresses like that every day? Just too wild for me. surprised

I think I'll go with my current avi.

 

[sweetlollipop]

AAAARRRGGGHH!! the horror!! the HORROR!!! i cant bear her teeth...shes an evil scientis, she turned me into a mooncake.... crying

 

[Asumie06]

She was CONFUSING! She was always crying
I would ask her if something was wrong.
and all she'd say was "Why would you say that?"
It was too much. After a while people thought I was the reason
she was always crying, and when a mob comes after me
I think it's time to call it quits...


Meh dream avi...  

[My Poison Death]

sweatdrop Because he kept forcing me to perform these traumatizing alien sex rituals...

 

[Psychic_Knight]

Well, it was kind of a forced union. She, as the psychopathic tyrant she was, chose me to be her bride/mate. I tolerated with it for a while, but soon she started to like bondage and well.....let's just say that she didn't use those whips only in battle. sweatdrop

I fled and went into witness protection program after that. ninja