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[psychotic LEE]

faeriegodmother

x_saiyuki

xd

I'm the youngest and yet I'm the only one who owns some of the more graphic yaoi novels in my group.

It's so weird how they expect me to be innocent. I had to explain the boy smex to one of them. I swear to god, for the rest of school she was walking around like O_O

yeah, i know what you mean. one of my friends writes a story on fanfiction and rates it M and i'm like "omg, you write THAT?" and she's like "no! i'm WAY too young. i'm only rating it for language and stuff."
and i'm thinking the whole time 'one of these days I plan on writing one of THOSE fics, and i'm the same age.' but i didn't say anything.
tho i don't have yaoi manga, only shounen-ai (17+ rated tho). but i love 'em anyway.
i haven't told anyone but my yaoi loving friends. i don't want to see their faces like this burning_eyes

mrgreen

Only like, 2 friends know I like Hardcore yaoi and another knows I like stuff like Loveles...
With the whole fanfiction thing, I always head to the 'M' section first then browse DOWN ratings for fluff and crap but everytime someone see's me reading something with 'M' one it they're all like; 'OMG'. WORD PORN. (And not even GAY PRON) but yeah. Whatever. I haven't written a lemon yet... Might get around to doing one for V-day. ^-^  

[Dental Damnation]

i'm prolly gonna have to explain gay sex to my friend the next time i visit her. she's a newish BL fan and she's gonna be asking questions real soon i bet sweatdrop  

[Dr_Kael]

XD I know I already posted in here...but I've done it again.

Only..o.o I did it with the manga Yellow, and Loveless.

I started bringing Loveless to school, and my friend took it from me, and started reading it. Then she comes up tot me, an dpointed at Ritsuka and goes "That's a guy right?" And I was like ">> << Yah." And then she pointed at Soubi and goes "That a guy?" And was like "Yah..."

And then she just SHRUGGED and asked me for the next three volumes. XD

>> But then she came to my house..and found my Yellow collection...

:3 She can't say I didn't warn her.  

[psychotic LEE]

ChaosSinAlchemist

XD I know I already posted in here...but I've done it again.

Only..o.o I did it with the manga Yellow, and Loveless.

I started bringing Loveless to school, and my friend took it from me, and started reading it. Then she comes up tot me, an dpointed at Ritsuka and goes "That's a guy right?" And I was like ">> << Yah." And then she pointed at Soubi and goes "That a guy?" And was like "Yah..."

And then she just SHRUGGED and asked me for the next three volumes. XD

>> But then she came to my house..and found my Yellow collection...

:3 She can't say I didn't warn her.

Bwahahah. I love loveless.... It was JUST SO that I asked my Jap teacher to pose with it her HAD to turn to the page where Soubi's kissing Ritsuka. But oh wells. He's a perv like Ka'shi anyways. *shurgs*  

[xoSHIRAHIMEox]

my ex friends were all currupted Yuri/Yaoi Freaks O.o  

[silvercharmer]

i have a funny story for yall about me xD
i first got into shonen-ai with gravitation because i swiped my friends book and started reading it... i thought suichi was a girl pfft xD anyways im reading it intensly and this was like book 2 or 5 or 6 something like that and well my friend was like "... you dont mind that their both guys right..."
Me: "=O really that sooo awsome... how come their being lovey dovy like girls and boys do?"
My friend: *turns completely red* "... um they are... um their umm not strait..."
Me: *ish soo innocent that i didnt even know wat porn was* "???? ... tell me in the most strait forward way possible xD"
My friend: *still extremely red* "they love each other and they have ... *whispers to me* sex together and stuff..."
Me: "OMG!!! I WANNA READ MORE!
my friends and people around us look at me like im a crazy retard xD
****2 years after this happened and its a few months before i started loving yaoi ^^*****
Me: "ummm how do 2 guys have sex together..."
first open nonstrait friend: "... i know youve read some of my books so are you familiar with the term 'my butt hurts'..."
Me: "yaaaa... i never got why they said that" (i live up to my fav song lyrics 'i live in bliss in ignorance' xD)
friend: "WHAT!? YOUVE BEEN SITTING HERE READING ALL OF THOSE BOOKS AND NOT EVEN KNOWING WAT THAT MEANS!?... do you even watch porn"
Me: *smiles sheepishly* "umm ya ive never know wat that means and i hate to ask but wat is porn..."
my friend: *ish KOed by my blissful ignorance* X.x
Me: "im sorry... explain to me how exactly that works ^^"
my friend: (tells how everything happens and gives me info on y his butt hurts too wink )
Me: "... i wanna watch more yaoi whee !!!"

Moral of the story: your friends corrupt you lots but you know you love them wink whee heart  

[palindrome88]

I've been getting my 12 yr old cousin into BL lately. Nothing dirty, just some sugary, innocent BxB romance (she's reading D.N.Angel right now and loves DarkxKrad). So, the last time I was visiting her, she says, "What's an orgasm? How do you do it? They were talking about it in a fanfic I read." ...I just about fell out of my chair. HOW DO I ANSWER THAT? Damn, awkward.  

[retice]

palindrome88

I've been getting my 12 yr old cousin into BL lately. Nothing dirty, just some sugary, innocent BxB romance (she's reading D.N.Angel right now and loves DarkxKrad). So, the last time I was visiting her, she says, "What's an orgasm? How do you do it? They were talking about it in a fanfic I read." ...I just about fell out of my chair. HOW DO I ANSWER THAT? Damn, awkward.

Lol flashback! I just remembered when I was watching a movie with my mom -- for the life of me I can't remember how old I was. The subject was brought up in the movie so I turned to my mom and said "What's an orgasm?"
She was on the phone at the time, of course, so she goes to the person on the phone "OH MY GOD YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT MY DAUGHTER JUST ASKED ME!"
I never got an answer. XD  

[Hawt_az_FCUK]

homg

i just made a list of manga i want to buy, and right now i wish i was 18 sad that way I could buy J-Boy....

*sighs* whyyyy must i be yaoi-deprived!!!! (not really...XP im exagerrating)  

[Bunniechild]

I'm at the age where everyone knows how sex works between guys. twisted I can't WAIT until my brother has a kid that I can corrupt!!!Hehehehehe...  

[The_PrincessCat]

lol ><

 

[psychotic LEE]

retice

palindrome88

I've been getting my 12 yr old cousin into BL lately. Nothing dirty, just some sugary, innocent BxB romance (she's reading D.N.Angel right now and loves DarkxKrad). So, the last time I was visiting her, she says, "What's an orgasm? How do you do it? They were talking about it in a fanfic I read." ...I just about fell out of my chair. HOW DO I ANSWER THAT? Damn, awkward.

Lol flashback! I just remembered when I was watching a movie with my mom -- for the life of me I can't remember how old I was. The subject was brought up in the movie so I turned to my mom and said "What's an orgasm?"
She was on the phone at the time, of course, so she goes to the person on the phone "OH MY GOD YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT MY DAUGHTER JUST ASKED ME!"
I never got an answer. XD

You think that's funny? I was at a friends house once and I didn't know how or what but all of a sudden her 8 year old sister asks; 'what's a blow job' and i'm like. o_O WTF?  

[Claire_Hiwatari]

LOL!  

[palindrome88]

_Psychotic Lee_

retice

palindrome88

I've been getting my 12 yr old cousin into BL lately. Nothing dirty, just some sugary, innocent BxB romance (she's reading D.N.Angel right now and loves DarkxKrad). So, the last time I was visiting her, she says, "What's an orgasm? How do you do it? They were talking about it in a fanfic I read." ...I just about fell out of my chair. HOW DO I ANSWER THAT? Damn, awkward.

Lol flashback! I just remembered when I was watching a movie with my mom -- for the life of me I can't remember how old I was. The subject was brought up in the movie so I turned to my mom and said "What's an orgasm?"
She was on the phone at the time, of course, so she goes to the person on the phone "OH MY GOD YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT MY DAUGHTER JUST ASKED ME!"
I never got an answer. XD

You think that's funny? I was at a friends house once and I didn't know how or what but all of a sudden her 8 year old sister asks; 'what's a blow job' and i'm like. o_O WTF?

You win the most awkward question award!  

[Harlequin Hisakata]

Oh, that's alwats fun.
Friend 1: What a seductress?
Me: ...Someone who seduces... >.>
Friend 1: What does 'seduce' mean?
Me: ...you know... the... um... Birds and the bees-
Friend 2: WITH FLOWERS AND TREES!
Friend 1: ...I don't get it...


Friend 3: Do you read lemons and limes?
Friend 2: What? What's that?
Me: *whispers and motions* You put the lime in the coconut and shake them all up.
Friend 2: redface ...oh...


Friend 4: How can you read a lemon? Do you like *motions up and down fist* put you hand on it and feel the bumps?
Me: sweatdrop *blush* ...close enough...
Friend 5: *walks in* Your talking about yaoi, aren't you? I should go...