Why'd you marry the person above you?

[ZooboomafuSaboteur]

Pandas are good. Always have a panda.  

[Sabaism]

I married him so he could do my Latin homework.  

[44hrygydi]

Her avatars hair hypnotized me.  

[Pugliciousness]

her music was enchanting : D  

[Xx-rosy-cheeks-xX]

She gave me gummy bears blaugh yumm  

[Sabaism]

She was a schmexy actress  

[iCurly]

well.. she is my mistress
( no, not that kinda mistress, ffs! D:< )

 

[Pugliciousness]

i've always loved blondes ;'D  

[iCurly]

iBeSpree

i've always loved blondes ;'D

i was mesmerized by her appearance..

o 3o;;

 

[Capsi]

her golden hair caught me o w o  

[napralina]

Her pet panda caught my eye, but I fell in love with how completely asian she is... o;

 

[44hrygydi]

I wanted a chance to steal that large, pink scarf of hers.  

[Pugliciousness]

i thought i could save her soul D : !  

[Xx-rosy-cheeks-xX]

i thought she was a ninja ninja  

[The Iliaddict]

ninjas aren't always good. they gonsta hurt you. hurt you baaaad.