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Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 5:41 pm
Your strawberries are infested by worms and the chocolate is five years older than you.
I wish my parents were cool.
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Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 5:43 pm
ƒΛŁŁәŃ ǺńĝέŁ тЁĽŁ Мε ωΉΫ
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They're cool. They're so cool that they're more popular with your friends than you are. Your boyfriend is also sleeping with your mom; that's how cool she is. (Ew!!)
I wish moving didn't require so much effort.
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шĦΛŧ ίś ťне яёаѕФИ, ţħə ţΗǒřń ιη уоυг Еŷέ ♫
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Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 5:48 pm
(Ew.. sadly, Yaniie have no boyfriend.)
It doesn't, seeing as you're crippled, you don't have to move anything besides yourself.
I wish I had a boyfriend, (I know where this is gonna go.. xD)
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Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2010 12:05 pm
ƒΛŁŁәŃ ǺńĝέŁ тЁĽŁ Мε ωΉΫ
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I told you, you DO have a boyfriend! He's just sleeping with your mom!! (xD I'm really sorry. It just worked out so perfectly. :3 And boyfriends are so overrated!)
I wish my aunt wasn't coming over tonight. Gah.
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шĦΛŧ ίś ťне яёаѕФИ, ţħə ţΗǒřń ιη уоυг Еŷέ ♫
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Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2010 4:37 pm
She never makes it, she dies in a crash on the way.
I wish I was in Canada.
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Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2010 6:32 pm
ƒΛŁŁәŃ ǺńĝέŁ тЁĽŁ Мε ωΉΫ
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You are, but the temperature there is -2753 degrees Fahrenheit because of some random global climate change.
I wish it was hot out again!! T-T
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Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 11:17 am
It becomes 2735 degrees Fahrenheit, uh oh.
I wish I had food xD
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Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 11:49 am
ƒΛŁŁәŃ ǺńĝέŁ тЁĽŁ Мε ωΉΫ
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You do, but it's all gross and rotted. Yuck!
I wish I had a Nightmare Before Christmas t-shirt.
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шĦΛŧ ίś ťне яёаѕФИ, ţħə ţΗǒřń ιη уоυг Еŷέ ♫
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Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 11:50 am
You do, but you spill spaghetti on it.
I wish I could hurry up and finish making my new Azure character.
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Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 12:05 pm
ƒΛŁŁәŃ ǺńĝέŁ тЁĽŁ Мε ωΉΫ
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You do, but Azazel kills him/her d34d before she gets to do anything. (Ha, that's against the rules anyway... not gonna happen.)
I wish Azazel had something to do right now! He's fun.
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Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 12:15 pm
He does, but it ends up being his downfall.
Starlight, star bright, first star I see tonight, I wish I may, I wish I might, have this wish I wish tonight: I wish I could solve that Rubik's Cube one last time xD
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Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 12:22 pm
ƒΛŁŁәŃ ǺńĝέŁ тЁĽŁ Мε ωΉΫ
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You do but it triggers the secret time bomb feature, so five seconds after you solve it it explodes into a gazillion pieces, leaving you and your home a pile of ashes. xD
I wish my chemistry teacher would move to Florida. >.>
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Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 12:28 pm
She does, but she gets replaced by a totally evil, child-hating monster from Hell.
I wish my sister would stop speaking French around me, I'm trying to get used to speaking English.
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Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 12:30 pm
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She does, she switches over to Portuguese, though!!
I wish my parents would just pick a color to paint our house already! Gah!
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Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 12:33 pm
They do. Now it's an obnoxious, ultra-bright pink.
I wish my friend would actually go on her Gaia for once..
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