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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:24 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:26 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:35 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:36 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:48 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:49 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:56 pm
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A 4-year old boy in a small town UNDER WUG'S BED sat down at his computer after getting home from school one day. He turned it on, logged into AIM, and was then surprised to receive an IM from a classmate of his, who had been RUNNING that day.
It consisted of two words; "MY LOVE!". Confused, the boy sent a reply, asking why he'd been RUNNING that day. After two more messages and 48 1/6 minutes with no response, he decided to get on his BLANKIE and head over to his classmate's house. It was a short ride, only about five minutes away.
When he got to the house, he found the door was FLUSHED. Inside, partially dried blood was splattered over the walls and floors, and an unrecognizable figure was crumpled against the far wall. It was missing a PANCREAS and a ARM PIT, and bloody streaks on the floor lead away from the body and into CAMBODIA. The boy slammed the door closed, and immediately called 555-555-5551 on his cell phone.
When the police arrived, they found 134 corpses, as well as tracks leading away from the house from the back door. The forensics report concluded that the entire family, the boy's classmate and his FISHES, had been killed sometime the previous night.
poor fishehs crying
List 9!
PLURAL NOUN
PLURAL NOUN
PLURAL NOUN
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ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE
VERB-ED
VERB-ED
ADVERB
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 9:05 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 9:07 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 9:10 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 9:36 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 9:55 pm
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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:24 pm
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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:29 pm
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