Name: (Name of your food) Meat Salad!
Ingredients: (Three or more. Add more numbers if you need them)
One: Spicy Chicken (Spice Level optional)
Two: Steak
Three: Shrimp
Four: Bacon!
Recipe: (How do you make it? Break it up into steaps.)
One: Find a live chicken and slaughter it, and then pluck out the feathers. Or if you don't like murder then you can just buy a dead chicken from the store.
Two: Find a live cow and slaughter that and cut out the best cuts of steak, again if you don't like murder you can just buy your steaks.
Three: Find a live pig and slaughter that, remove bacon. (If you can slaughter a pig you know where the bacon is) or again feel free to buy your bacon post murder.
Four: Find the Ocean. Go swimming. Find some shrimp. Catch Shrimp, kill. Or if you can't swim then buy them from the store.
Five: BBQ your steak and shrimp until well done, cook your bacon until you are happy with it (Everyone is different I like a mix between crunchy and under cooked), and roast your chicken at 350º for a few hours, or what ever... as a guy just guesstimate.
Six: Attach steak and shrimp to chicken, thread works or a staple gun the point is it much be attached.
Seven: Put food in mouth, swallow. Chewing takes up precious time that could be used to put more food in your mouth.
Picture: (Make it on MS Paint or any other software.)
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