Twist of Fortune

[XxKayCee_MariexX]

....and got sunburned all over

I won at $500o shopping spree  

[B Heather M]

to a store that you wouldn't be caught dead in.

I was having a good day...  

[Silver Wolf aka Blade]

And then your computer died completely.

Talon finally gets a free day that he can spend with me...  

[B Heather M]

And he gets dragged off by his family, as usual.

I had a delicous pizza for lunch...  

[Venomous Ghost]

.... but something must have been rotten on it, because you got horrible stomach cramps, nausea... the dirty works!


I helped a little old lady across the street...


:3~  

[B Heather M]

Only to for her to have a heart attack and the hospital is on the side of the road you started from.

I'm headed for my toastmasters meeting...  

[iX Sugar_N_Spice Xi]

only to find out that the meeting was scheduled for yesterday and you missed it.




I was buying groceries....  

[B Heather M]

But you forgot you list at home and can't remember half of what was on it.

My grandparents are coming to visit next weekend...  

[Scy Lancer]

...And tells your family Grandmas Pregnant.

My buddy Mojo finally starts dating this chick that's perfect for him  

[B Heather M]

Only to find out she's perfect for a few other guys as well.

I was reading a great book...  

[Scy Lancer]

And summoned the army of the dead.

I finally get over my ex.  

[B Heather M]

Only to find her naked in your bed.

My wirkd is doing okay...  

[Scy Lancer]

First off that would be so cruel if that happened.

Second... what is a wirkd?  

[B Heather M]

A really bad spelling error, but I can't remember what I was trying to spell. So, let's try another one...

I was actually getting some work done...  

[Achiba]

...but you become terribly distracted and somehow never finish.

I call my [former] best friend to ask if he's free and if we can try to patch up our friendship...