## I WANT A DIVORCE ##

[Therinert]

well if u didn't start that fight friday i would still have my AWESOME eyes  

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he's someone's slave and i hate it when he's not mine  

[avalonsThief]

It's always about "Him, Him, Him"! Geeze, what do you see in that cowerdly loin with wings?  

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Is jealous cuz she loves Mr. Lion so i'll leave it to her from now on rofl
(thanks for taking him away tho' o.e)  

[The Delirium Trigger]

Illegal? That's just one reason of many. I didn't want to be with you from the start. Never mind that I could get tossed in jail and have to share a cell with Mr. Tyrone who hates child molesters and absolutely loves to do terrible and painful things to charming and handsome guys like me.  

[Misty Marina]

Insists on flapping those wings as much as those jaws of his!  

[Lady Lissalynn]

Her birds are always pulling my wings.  

[Therinert]

because i couldn't imagine what our kids would look like -_-  

[avalonsThief]

He gets too destracted when I'm wearing my jingly earrings. He starts to attack them and he purrs when I'm trying to sleep.  

[Therinert]

she thinks im a kitten when im a lion  

[avalonsThief]

He kills poor innocent birds when were walking outside!  

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she isnt charming at all.  

[Therinert]

when ever i try to get to sleep her candy corn shoves it's pitchfork up my butt!  

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he's mean to my candy corn D=  

[avalonsThief]

She eats nothing BUT Candy corn!