How is the poster above going to die?

[AAX8]

Do boys even get that?? Im a boy!! And you will die when i sick my rottweiler on you!!  

[Kerubiel]

He'll be destroyed in every way it is possible to be destroyed, and even in some which are essentially impossible.

(If you get this joke, you get a cookie)  

[ll Angelic Avenger ll]

you will fart so bad you will fly into space then you essentially die because you can't inhale any air! (cliche i know)  

[AAX8]

shoudnt u already be dead?!? u know . i dont think u noticed the giant spear in youre chest!! well, anyways , youre going to die wen i take out the spear and shove it in youre eye!!  

[The Delirium Trigger]

You are going to die in a nuclear meltdown that you caused. In the resulting explosion your family will also be killed.  

[AAX8]

And you will die when the explosion mutates u into a freak, and the government blows u to pieces!!  

[Dr Sciurus]

you will die by staring at the guy aboves siggy for so long you start drooling. your gramma comes in for some random reason thinks you watching porn or something and starts beating you in the head alternating from wooden spoon to cane to handbag full of cat food. blows to the head.  

[AAX8]

HEY !! THATS NOT ME!! I WILL HAVE U KNOW I I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE IT!!! and u wil die wen i blame u fro sending the porn, then me and my grandma will go to youre house, kidnapp u , and throw u in a lake mrgreen I STILL DONT BELIEVE YOURE A GIRL!!  

[The Delirium Trigger]

Do you guys really not know me...?

You will die from complications created from constant carnal gratification.  

[Ami_chan413]

adopt me today
u will stap ur self 100000000000000 times with ur own sword every where  

[The Delirium Trigger]

The antimatter in your brain will cause a black hole...  

[AAX8]

The black hole will be so strong it sucks youre head, right off of youre body  

[AAX3]

u will be standing next to him and be laughing so hard tha u will bust a gut......and neck and splene and invertibrate to where u tripp and fall right in the black hole urself mrgreen first time posting on this one mrgreen  

[Irako of the Desert]

click this egg, it wants to hatch!



I foresee your death! Yeees, AAX3, I can see it now... You will die from being trampled by a herd of unicorns that thought your jacket was a pretty color and all wanted to touch it!!!!!


Click this pet too, it wants to grow bigger!
 

[AAX8]

You will be so busy laughing at my brother that you will forget to feed youre dragon, so he eats u alive