Insult the Poster Above You

[avalonsThief]

Yeah, well if you really want me to contribute to Gaia, go tell that lazy bum of a man Gambino to get off his butt and do something better than flashing people and Laughing at re-runs of Ron Bruce. Just a little tip, you know, to motivate him. Say it's from Yours truly also.  

[LabTechZ003]

Actually, I would love to but I am no longer under the employment of Mr. Gambino. I unofficially sent in my resignation when I fled to escape the zombie epidemic.

Judging by your lack of intelligence, you seem to be an unfortunate after-effect of the incident.  

[avalonsThief]

Well, no DUH!

Okay. So I'm just randomly walking around as a zombie, minding my own zombie buisness. You know, 'Oh look, pretty bird', or 'Hello Mistar ((yes, Mistar.)) flower.'. When all of a sudden, this freak stabs a fifty foot needle into my undead brain and give's this battle cry. Like, what the h.e.l.l? So after it's like, 'Oh look. No P- GAAAAAHHHHHH!!!'. Really now. Have you ever had your heart stop then restart in mere moments? I think not.  

[LabTechZ003]

I'm sorry, I was mistaken.

Even the zombie after-effects give more intelligent replies than you.  

[avalonsThief]

Pfft. Atleast I have a brain. Which was both alive, like now, and undead. Somthing that you lack, experience, my good friend. E.X.P.E.R.E.I.E.N.C.E.  

[LabTechZ003]

If you are trying to insult my intelligence, it would help to spell out E.X.P.E.R.I.E.N.C.E correctly.

And how, pray tell, may something be alive and undead?  

[avalonsThief]

Easy. Somthing that isn't alive at all, though it's alive. DUH. Not really that hard to understand Science geek.  

[LabTechZ003]

Something may only be alive or dead. If it is alive, it's heart pumps blood and it breaths oxygen. When it is dead, it no longer produces blood and no longer breaths.

That is not so hard to understand, fool.  

[avalonsThief]

Well. What kind of a labtech are you? The undead are things that are not alive, but neither dead. Tell me how that works, geek.  

[Lady Ceil Phantomhive]

Tell me again, why do you have 1 eye? It looks like your squinting underneath a blanket to hide from the monster under your bed.

((I know, I'm bad at this game, im not used insulting anyone but my stepmother and father))  

[LabTechZ003]

Maybe it's because the scarf is covering the other!

Tell me, did you ever develop the concept of object permenance?

(Do not worry. Just try your best.)  

[avalonsThief]

((I'm sure you'll do fine! 8D))

The other what? You make no sence at all already, so could you atleast try to be more pacific?  

[Ironic Hero]

you must have some problem with word formation, perhaps dropped on your cranium at birth, either that or you've never even seen a dictionary because your spelling my friend is atrocious xp  

[LabTechZ003]

At least she does not depend on weirdly-proportioned smiley faces to express her emotions.  

[avalonsThief]

Lack of words, huh? Surprising. Spelt wrong, yeah. But you know what?

I wish to decapitate you somnambulism masticating freak while you are being defenestrated and cornobbled by a lackadaisical schlub as you exsanguinate on the floor. You shall then gain Aphasia and I hope you revel in the disturbed place inside your head.

Please, if you can top what goes on inside my head, then please do so. I'm waiting.