[Game] Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer

[Lady Gyrfalcon]

The blanket fairies tore it to pieces to take parts of it for their bedding. HOW CAN YOU BEGRUDGE THEM THIS SIMPLE PLEASURE?
(Rhetorical question. My actual one is...)

Why is it actually harder to see grey objects than pitch black ones in the darkness?  

[SungJewel]

Cause our eyes can't see the difference between gray and black.

How come I'm the only otaku around my friends?  

[For-Chan Cookie]

Because all of your friends have been abducted by aliens and been replaced with pod people. Your real friends would love anime along with you, unfortunately, they're off in the Pluton Nebula getting probed anally. eek

Why do werewolves like porkchops?  

[Lady Gyrfalcon]

Because, at the end of the day, only a regular diet of pork chops can stop them exploding messily into clouds of hair.

Why would anyone bother getting the full version of winzip, instead of the sample?  

[For-Chan Cookie]

Because they're automatically programed to purchase anything with "Win" in the title. eek

Why can't I control the weather from my computer?  

[Lady Gyrfalcon]

The weather gods are major cockblocks, that's why.

How did I manage to remain unaware of an imageboard section that's a great fanart resource until about yesterday?  

[For-Chan Cookie]

Because the underwear gnomes don't want you to know that. It's a trade secret. Or something.

Why is it so awesome to drink alcohol until you throw up everything you've eaten for the last week all over the place? stare  

[Commodore Cookie]

Because if you ate and drank just the right things, you'll puke rainbows! Everybody loves rainbows! surprised

Why are pimples so fun to pop?  

[Jaaku-san]

Because popping a pimple is like popping bubble wrap and that's one of the most entertaining things for a bored person.

Why do lumberjacks wear plaid? *shot for stereotyping*  

[dark_chocolateangel]

Because if they get chopped up by a chainsaw no one will know if it was plaid or not, cause it will be chopped up and hard to tell the difference.

Why have I yet to come across a yaoi fanfiction with the edible underwear I heard Larry the Cable Guy talk about? That would make it far more sexy then it already is.  

[Jaaku-san]

dark_chocolateangel

Because if they get chopped up by a chainsaw no one will know if it was plaid or not, cause it will be chopped up and hard to tell the difference.

Why have I yet to come across a yaoi fanfiction with the edible underwear I heard Larry the Cable Guy talk about? That would make it far more sexy then it already is.

Because every time someone attempts to put it in, they suddenly recall Larry the Cable Guy talking about it in their mind and they can longer take it seriously and give up in frustrated humor.

Why does the movie "Inglorious Basterds" spell bastards wrong?  

[dark_chocolateangel]

Because Brad Pitt was the one who spelled the title.

Why does yaoi have to be so addicting?  

[Jaaku-san]

Because the publishers add a special chemical to the ink on the pages that stimulates the pleasure centers in your brain when inhaled.

Why does my mother not seem to understand that going to college means no longer living by a high school schedule?  

[dark_chocolateangel]

Because their minds forbid them from thinking that their child might be going away and want to keep their own hopes up.

What does the word Chim Chim mean to you?  

[Lady Tsukiko Kuonji]

It means someone doesn't know how to count. Chim chim is two words.

Why does my dog occasionally sound like a parrot in a blender, and sometimes like a whistle, but never like an actual dog?