This one's good too.Okay, here are some ideas!
1. Yaoi sucks - And I like to watch.
2. [name] - How you like 'em apples?
3. [name] - 'cause we're kinky like that.
4. [name] - 'cause we're the only ones to laugh at corn cobs.
5. [name] - rapin' yer ukes since 2008
6. [name] - 'cause I have boobs of my own, and that's quite enough, thank you.
7. [name] - submit.
8. You've just been UKEFIED
And the ten commandments of yaoi...
9. First commandment of yaoi: If it has boobs, it must die.
10. Second commandment of yaoi: The more the merrier.
11. Third commandment of yaoi: The seme is always taller.
12. Fourth commandment of yaoi: Thou shalt not always trust in canon.
13. Fifth commandment of yaoi: Thou shalt not question the tentacles.
14. Sixth commandment of yaoi: Thou shalt not be hindered by plastic wrap.
15. Seventh commandment of yaoi: Thou shalt purchase your holy scriptures from vulnerable cashiers only.
16. Eighth commandment of yaoi: Crack is not a bad thing.
17. Ninth commandment of yaoi: Thou shalt freely share yaoi with fellow fangirls and fanboys.
18. Tenth commandment of yaoi: Hetship is a myth.
Oh! And this one;
Yaoi - Tentacles aren't limited to hentai anymore.
