A Shrine To the Greatness That is Ska_Freak.

[RetiredKil]

huh?  

[Foghorn_Moonlight_Goddess]

i love your signiture.. LOL  

[Ska_Freak]

Ska prefers natural to implants. He also speaks in third person and says mean things to innocent and undeserving people.

Kilvarda, Ionno, man. I want to answer your question, but I need more info. Help me help you.


So today is one of those rare one liners from Ska.

My mom's dog is an a*****e, there, I said it. He doesn't allow anyone to touch him or anything, so his nails are huge. Well he got caught on some towel and was tangled up good. So I go there to rescue him, and found him scared and trapped in a towel. Hilarious, right? I thought so.

So yeah, I'm an avid fan of The Dog Whisperer, so I figured I'd try out some of the things I learned. And guess what? It worked. I got him in a calm submissive state and freed him from the towel. I know what you're thinking, "Ska, you're a hero. Are you available for birthday parties and other social gatherings?". Yes, yes I am.

On to the one liner, after I untangled and trimmed the dogs nail, I looked over at my brother. He had a look of amazement on his face, so I said to him.

"I just Cesar Millan'd the s**t out of this situation.".  

[Sephoenix]

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Seriously??? Wow... Awesome dude.

 

[Ska_Freak]

Nightmare: I have a creepy memory when it comes to conversations. I might not be able to say it word for word, but pretty close to it. I know, I'm a gee-nyus. = ) And gopher it if you wanna.


Seph: I know, I'm in talks with Animal Planet to get my own show. Not really though.


So I like being mean to my sister. It's fun watching her get mad, especially when I call her a whore. Because you know, that's the sorta thing you do with your baby sister, you call the b***h a whore. Anyway, to get to the point: muh sistur iz dum lololololol!

Sister: I'm feeling a little hot.

Me: All that syphilis you have must have caused you to get a fever.

Sister: Shut up! I don't have a fever!

Me: Why did you get mad about me saying you have a fever but not syphilis?

Sister: I don't know. = (  

[Sephoenix]

I thought the same thing before I read the last two lines rofl

 

[saiga-kun]

Wow.. o.o
I piss my little sister off regularly.
Way too much to remember what we talk about.  

[Ska_Freak]

Mare: I'mma call you Mare from now on. Like the horse. Giddy up. <3


This one wasn't me, it was my nephew. He was scribbling some notes for some odd reason while the movie Hancock was on.

Nephew: How do you spell "c**k"?

Me: ...Ask your mom.  

[Ska_Freak]

Speaking of words not working at the moment, that happened today to my bff Steph. She's kinda dumb sometimes.

Steph: I need to cut my feet.

Me: What?

Steph: They're too long.

Me: What!? [while looking down at her feet]

Steph: Not my feet, the thingies!

Me: ...

Steph: My...foot...nails.

Me: ...Toe nails.

Steph: Yeah! Shut up.  

[Sephoenix]

She didn't know toe nails...? Um... ok, poor girl...