Corrupt the Wish Game

[Shadow__Dweller]

But everyone would buy an xbox and then there would be none left
I wish my hair wasn't such a mess  

[Airforce Soldier]

But noe you have none.
I wish that this guild had more active members.  

[Dismal Living]

but all the active members are on myspace or dead
i wish for a tsunami  

[Airforce Soldier]

But the earth is now comptly flooded.
I wish for a decent president  

[Dismal Living]

but the president turns out to be bush in a mask
i wish for a massive ant  

[Incinerella]

Wish Granted, but being the only massive ant on Earth she gets lonely and does nothing but stay indoors and watch TV. Your relationship goes down hill of course and she decides to leave for a solitary life in the Tibetan mountains (or something xp )

I wish my car could drive itself  

[Dismal Living]

but it decides that it hates the area so it drives itself over a cliff
i wish for a rain  

[Shadow__Dweller]

Then there are floods
I wish to rule the world! twisted  

[Dismal Living]

but the world doesn't like the way u rule them and over throw u
i wish for non stop carmel frappicino w/ extra carmel no whip cream  

[Shadow__Dweller]

but then you aren't getting enough vitamins and proteins etc and your teeth and bones rot

I wish for more tea (the kind you drink)  

[Dismal Living]

but all the tea is thrown ove the boston harbor yet again
i wish for peace ( yeah right )  

[devilishimpressions]

Everyone would live in harmony but no one would appreciate it because you can't appreciate good without evil

I wish for more rum pirate  

[Rose_the_Angel_of_Death]

you didn't get it because someone else got it

i wish for a million gold pieces  

[Incinerella]

Wish granted, unfortunately they're all sharp, pointy pieces and fall on you from a great height.

I wish I knew CPR  

[Rose_the_Angel_of_Death]

whats a CPRr