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10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can!
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor!
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floralsnow rolled 1 8-sided dice: 7 Total: 7 (1-8)

floralsnow

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 8:02 am
The girl continues to use her hammer to smash and pound the other body parts of the droid

floralsnow 140
droid 30  
Felinophile rolled 1 8-sided dice: 1 Total: 1 (1-8)
PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 5:09 pm
Darth Daddicus


The droid selects a Pepsi for it's cool refreshing taste and it's....wait a minute. Colas are neither cool nor refreshing. What gives? The droid is obviously a sell-out for product placement. Do droids even prefer one soda pop over another? Wait a double minute! Can droids even drink soda pop?

Felinophile = 250
Droid = 195


shakes a can of soda and hands it to the droid  

Felinophile

Felinophile rolled 1 8-sided dice: 4 Total: 4 (1-8)

Felinophile

PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 5:16 pm
puts a case of soda on a vibrating machine until all the tops pop in the general direction of the droid  
Felinophile rolled 1 8-sided dice: 6 Total: 6 (1-8)
PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 5:17 pm
straps the droid on the machine and shakes him

Felinophile = 250
Droid = 140  

Felinophile

Nia Phoenix rolled 1 8-sided dice: 4 Total: 4 (1-8)

Nia Phoenix
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 6:46 pm
floralsnow = 140
Droid = 195

her face smarting on both cheeks she was still able to dodge the droid's saber strikes..she tried to force push him back  
Nia Phoenix rolled 1 8-sided dice: 5 Total: 5 (1-8)
PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 6:51 pm
Nia Phoenix = 140
Droid = 250

when that didn't work she tried her own backhand wearing crush gaunts

Nia Phoenix = 140
Droid = 195  

Nia Phoenix
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Nia Phoenix rolled 1 8-sided dice: 8 Total: 8 (1-8)

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Dedicated Wench

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 6:55 pm
Nia Phoenix = 140
Droid = 195

payback she swung for the other side

Nia Phoenix = 140
Droid = 140  
omnom-chan rolled 1 12-sided dice: 7 Total: 7 (1-12)
PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 9:05 pm
Darth Daddicus
omnom-chan
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HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 80HP
Round 2! cool

omnom-chan = 250
Droid = 170


The droid backs up and ejects an electronet to capture the girl.

omnom-chan = 250
Droid = 170

not today!
/dodges the net and takes out my saber to do the stabby stabby

omnom-chan = 250
Droid = 170  

omnom-chan

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omnom-chan rolled 1 12-sided dice: 9 Total: 9 (1-12)

omnom-chan

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 9:14 pm
Darth Daddicus
omnom-chan
Taking damage just from my presence. XD It's ok! I'll go easy on ya this time! smile

omnom-chan = 250
Droid = 170


The droid sprays air freshener on the girl so it is no longer damaged just by her presence.

omnom-chan = 250
Droid = 170

rofl

Nah droidman that's just you upper lip you're smelling. smile

omnom-chan = 250
Droid = 170  
omnom-chan rolled 1 12-sided dice: 1 Total: 1 (1-12)
PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 9:21 pm
Darth Daddicus
omnom-chan
...when all Siths become Jedi! *launches an explosive hyper missile at the doomed robot*


The droid flips over the missile and comes down with it's saber in it's hands for an overhead strike.

omnom-chan = 250
Droid = 170
parries with my saber and does a low sweep kick

omnom-chan = 250
Droid = 170  

omnom-chan

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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice: 5 Total: 5 (1-8)

Darth Daddicus
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 10:20 pm
floralsnow
The girl evaded the attack and when she had the chance, she imitated the droid's attack


The droid flung a boomesaber at the girl with what little energy it had left.

floralsnow = 85
Droid = 30  
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice: 7 Total: 7 (1-8)
PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 10:21 pm
floralsnow
The girl smashes the droid's face with the small but powerful hammer she is hiding on her back


The droid takes a couple of blaster shots at the girl while the boomersaber is coming back.

floralsnow = 30
Droid = 30  

Darth Daddicus
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice: 3 Total: 3 (1-8)

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 10:25 pm
floralsnow
The girl continues to use her hammer to smash and pound the other body parts of the droid

floralsnow 140
droid 30


The boomersaber comes back and is pointed directly at the girl's head.

floralsnow = 30
Droid = 30  
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice: 1 Total: 1 (1-8)
PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 10:28 pm
Felinophile
shakes a can of soda and hands it to the droid


The droid destroys it's kidneys with the large amount of soda pop it consumes and volunteers the woman to donate one of hers immediately.

Felinophile = 250
Droid = 140  

Darth Daddicus
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice: 7 Total: 7 (1-8)

Darth Daddicus
Vice Captain

Ruthless Leader

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  • Megathread 100
PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 10:31 pm
Felinophile
puts a case of soda on a vibrating machine until all the tops pop in the general direction of the droid


Well, that one must have been her useless kidney anyway. The droid takes the other one.

Felinophile = 195
Droid = 140  
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