The Yoghurt Thread.

[Boolean Julian]

Angilwingz

I don't want to.

The offer wasn't aimed at you *snort*

You don't have the potential.

So there.

ninja  

[Invictus_88]

Lady of Spain

Invictus_88

Arivel

Invictus_88

Lady of Spain

Invictus_88

Well, too many people masking their impurities, of course.Oh, careful there Kaylie, you've got a bit on your leg.. *shiftyeyes*

Are you calling the appreciationg of fine Lesbian Ham an impurity?
Oh, what a butterfingers I am. I've managed to smother her in yoghurt from head to toe ninja ninja ninja

Well, naturally it would depend on the particular manifestation of this appreciation.. rolleyes Good heavens! What a disaster, we'll have to get that cleared up, won't we Kaylie? ;-D

Lesbian Ham? How does -that- work? o.O;;*blinks through yoghurt mask* Uhm, yeah, I guess we will, Francis. >.< *wanders off to find shower, leaving a trail of strawberry yoghurt behind* xP

Ask Whapcapn, as we will all resolutely call him for at least another few days..
*drools a little and follows, furtively*

*materialises*
Ah, so you wish to become schooled in the ways of the Lesbian Ham?

If you wish to truly master the dark secrets, I believe you have the potential to do so. But first, you must work hard, and you mut persevere.
I am prepared to take you on as my apprentice, should you so wish. In time, through doing my bidding and under my masterful tuition, you shall begin to come to know this arcane lore. It will take many years, but if you are prepared to work and submit yourself to the secrets utterly, you too shall one day become a wise and powerful magus of Lesbian Ham.


What say you?

I'm sorry if that wasn't up to scratch. I haven't read any fantasy-science fiction for a while, so my wise-and-powerful-arcane-master talk is slightly rusty :U

I say aye! High Priest Invictus. Master of the yoghurt and new apprentice to the way of Lesbian Ham.

Oh, the combined powers...well, it would be frankly terrifying if I put them to their fullest possible use! surprised Well, I must say, you did a commendable job!

EDIT: Angil, you're first on the list. wink  

[Ithaya]

Invictus_88

BlackRavenFeathers

Lady of Spain

BlackRavenFeathers

Lady of Spain

Don't you love the way that this subforum is just frequented by a small clique of the GBG, and all the newer members are just far too scared to post here?


mrgreen mrgreen mrgreen

I read all your posts (on this thread). Mwuahaha....I really don't belong here, but so what? It's the only decent place on Gaia I can get to at school. I spent half an IT lesson on here... ninja

Honestly, I really am innocent.

Nonsense. You were practically the only person to reply to the Lesbian Ham thread.

XD

Her pretend innocence has been unmasked!*flicks about some special celebratory yoghurt*

I don't know what you're talking about.

I'm begining to fear this lesbian ham...In the hands of a yoghurt-weilding Invictus, who knows what could happen...  

[Angilwingz]

Invictus_88

I say aye! High Priest Invictus. Master of the yoghurt and new apprentice to the way of Lesbian Ham.

Oh, the combined powers...well, it would be frankly terrifying if I put them to their fullest possible use! surprised Well, I must say, you did a commendable job!

EDIT: Angil, you're first on the list. wink

What list? o.O  

[Invictus_88]

Angilwingz

Invictus_88

I say aye! High Priest Invictus. Master of the yoghurt and new apprentice to the way of Lesbian Ham.

Oh, the combined powers...well, it would be frankly terrifying if I put them to their fullest possible use! surprised Well, I must say, you did a commendable job!

EDIT: Angil, you're first on the list. wink

What list? o.O

You'll find out, don't you worry..

twisted  

[Angilwingz]

Invictus_88

Angilwingz

Invictus_88

I say aye! High Priest Invictus. Master of the yoghurt and new apprentice to the way of Lesbian Ham.

Oh, the combined powers...well, it would be frankly terrifying if I put them to their fullest possible use! surprised Well, I must say, you did a commendable job!

EDIT: Angil, you're first on the list. wink

What list? o.O

You'll find out, don't you worry..

twisted

Does it involve a series of buses and a large boat?  

[Invictus_88]

Angilwingz

Invictus_88

Angilwingz

Invictus_88

I say aye! High Priest Invictus. Master of the yoghurt and new apprentice to the way of Lesbian Ham.

Oh, the combined powers...well, it would be frankly terrifying if I put them to their fullest possible use! surprised Well, I must say, you did a commendable job!

EDIT: Angil, you're first on the list. wink

What list? o.O

You'll find out, don't you worry..

twisted

Does it involve a series of buses and a large boat?

Er, no. It's worse than that.

Yoghurt, and lesbian ham!

twisted

[/very evil laugh]  

[Angilwingz]

BUT I WANT A SERIES OF BUSES AND A LARGE BOAT!

Don't make me walk and then swim..caue I so would.

Yes. I'm pathetic.  

[Ithaya]

when was the last time somebody actually posted in here?  

[Boolean Julian]

As I understand it, the point of this thread is that you don't have to pay any attention to it; it just has to always be there.

Like the monarchy.  

[Ithaya]

But you can pay attention to it if you wish. I wished to do so.

The monarchy on the other hand, I sha'n't pay attention to.  

[illyrianth]

As per usual...

I have no idea what's going on in here.

And I am very VERY glad. lol  

[Invictus_88]

BlackRavenFeathers

The monarchy on the other hand, I sha'n't pay attention to.

What if we put yoghurt on them?  

[Shadow of an Illusion]

Invictus_88

BlackRavenFeathers

The monarchy on the other hand, I sha'n't pay attention to.

What if we put yoghurt on them?

Thats a ...novel idea.

It doesn't really bare thinking about.  

[Invictus_88]

There's always Princess Madeleine of Sweden.

ninja