~~ Elite Member Club ~~

[Antiklion Ingle]

*Cautiosly looks over the edge and considers making a shadow ladder for those trapped within*  

[_Master of the Arcane_]

Antiklion Ingle

*Cautiosly looks over the edge and considers making a shadow ladder for those trapped within*

Thoughtfully considers pushing him over the edge, then decides not to.  

[Muted Faith9]

Antiklion Ingle

*Cautiosly looks over the edge and considers making a shadow ladder for those trapped within*

Austin walks over and pushes him in, then makes sure there's no light, and thus no shadows.  

[Antiklion Ingle]

*Pops out of corner and looks at Austin* "Come now did you forget that in the absence of light there can only be shadow?"  

[Ascher]

*climbs from the spike pit and peers around*

Ascher feels the need to raise some hell...

*He turns to the posessed minifridge with the ancient ofudu that was placed on it centuries ago by a powerful magus of the guild with a wicked grin... Lightning crackles in the sky above and thunder screams its angry war cry as Ascher draws closer... and then... removes the ward!*

LET US DO BATTLE ONCE MORE LIKE THE OLDEN DAYS ICEBOX OF SATAN!

*pumps the old Spas-12 into action and fires off a few slugs*
BAM!
BAM!
Ba-BAM!!!

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KYAAAAAAAAA!!!!

*Ascher is violently sent out the window and all the way down to the ground below the tree house... he lands with a sickening "THWUD!!!"*

...

*twitches weakly*

I'll respawn... and you'll be... mine...  

[lurichan]

*watches amusedly from the couch* Need a hand?  

[Ascher]

lurichan

*watches amusedly from the couch* Need a hand?

*respawns*

Announcer: ASCHER HAS ENTERED THE TREE HOUSE!

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No Luri... he is my foe...

*loads rocket launcher and takes aim*
Sayonara demonic freezer!

BOOOOOM

I win...

*The icebox slowly slinks down from the ceiling from behind Ascher and bares its fangs*

Icebox: HSSSSSSSSSSSS! HRRRRRRR..... HSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

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It's Sigourney Weaver all over agai-

*Ascher is sent falling back down his own spike pit... but valiantly takes the fridge with him, even though it painfully claws and tears at him all the way down... The trap door seals and there is silence...*

*Respawns right next to Luri*

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.........

I am victorious...  

[lurichan]

*watches the fridge respawn back on it's counter space* Um.... you were saying?  

[Ascher]

lurichan

*watches the fridge respawn back on it's counter space* Um.... you were saying?

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......
.........

*draws in an angry sounding wheeze*

*points at the fridge*
I'll have my revenge just yet icebox of satan!!!!!!

*the fridge flips Ascher the finger*

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._.

Did it just... sweatdrop

no... It couldn't have... *laughs nervously and loads the rocket launcher once more before deciding to put it down*
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I'll deal with you later demon freezer...  

[Dearest Darling`]

Why the hell did you bring it back to life? gonk
Now I have to repair this place all over again!

*takes out planks of wood and hammer*

 

[Ascher]

deadly_demon

Why the hell did you bring it back to life? gonk
Now I have to repair this place all over again!

*takes out planks of wood and hammer*

I was bored and needed a worthy opponent *nods sagely*  

[Dr_lecter1988]

*shakes head* i'm is anyone else beginning to be annoyed by some of the little nooblets?  

[Ascher]

Dr_lecter1988

*shakes head* i'm is anyone else beginning to be annoyed by some of the little nooblets?

Nooblets? you mean ppl who spk leik dis? wit no gramerr an catn spiel
or tlak rite and be general idiots requestiong to jion teh giulsd bcase there kewl lolololololol I roxors joo r lame to my 1337n355

those people?  

[Ascher]

Yeah some of them can be annoying *nods*  

[Ascher]

ok... all of them