## I WANT A DIVORCE ##

[Petriichor]

I want a divorce because you keep pulling practical jokes on me. gonk  

[Gold Marra]

I want a divorce cause I'm going to blame the guilds messing up again on you.  

[Petriichor]

I wanna divorce because you accused me of the guilds-screw up thingie. D;  

[Gold Marra]

I wanna divorce cause the guilds seem to be fixed 0.o  

[Petriichor]

I wanna divorce because you won't put a shirt on. Ever. ._.  

[Cephalon Kish]

i want a divorce because you keep stealing my waffles crying  

[Ayame Tsukiome]

i want a divorce cause they were pancakes and not waffles that were stolen. That and 'cause mine are gone too T.T  

[Cephalon Kish]

i want a divorce because she drove my car into a river.  

[Ayame Tsukiome]

I want a divorce cause I don know how to drive...well legally  

[Lizzy Hhe]

I want a divorce because I can't drive either and I need a ride! O:<  

[Cephalon Kish]

i want a divorce because she tried to kill me with a chainsaw.  

[Gold Marra]

I want a divorce cause it's the cool thing to do '~'  

[Cephalon Kish]

i want a divorce because she threw my com at a homeless man.  

[Petriichor]

I want a divorce because you're a neko. >|  

[Scarlet Memory]

I want a divorce because you beat my high score on classic Tetris... Damn you.