-=What if... Game=-

[mini_angel]

then i'll wait til they come back and give them a piece of my mind.

what if tomorow is your last day on earth?  

[Vucci]

dunno, kinda short time to do anything lolz, probaly go out with my love lolz

what if you suddenly turned blind and couldn't see anything anymore  

[mini_angel]

then i'll use my other 5 sence to find my way to the phone ad somehow dial 911

what if out of nowhere you find a check for 1 million dollar adress to no one but it's signed?  

[Vucci]

psh I would take it and cash it out lolz, no matter how nice you are that is one tempting deal lol, the sin will reveal lolz, and if u return it ur just dumb lolz

What if this thread was dead?  

[NittleGrasper`]

Then I'd search through the many pages of this guild and throw a pheonix down on it to revive it. ^^ okay... i'm weird... sweatdrop

What if you were stuck in a mosh pit and couldn't get out cause the ppl in the mosh pit too are fat and heavy?  

[hyper_azn_girl]

i'd never get out because i owld get squashed

what if the computer wasn't invented?  

[NittleGrasper`]

Then annoying pop ups and viruses wouldn't be invented. The bad thing would be writing essays by hand, no funky wallpapers, no Gaia, no fun. gonk

What if you got a huge bouquet of balloons at a carnival and then, there were so many balloons that you started to float up off the ground?  

[Duezt]

I would fly awwaaayy , I would wave down at the people and spit.

What if you saw me flying across the sky with balloons?  

[NittleGrasper`]

I would wave happily and then run away quickly under a tree to avoid your spit falling on my head (its happened to me before on a bus...someone spit out their backwashed water at me...)

What if your spit fell on my head?  

[Duezt]

I would probably say "Oh s**t.." and try to fly as far away and fast as possible.

What if you woke up one day and a fat naked clown was sitting at the edge of your bed and said "Damn that was fun! Let's do it again sometime!"  

[NittleGrasper`]

I would scream bloody hell and beat up the damn clown wishing he never exsisted and possibly give him a scar that never, ever stops bleeding... twisted *shakes head* woah... um, kick the clown in the groin. xd

Scenario: What if a criminal who broke out of jail broke into your hotel room, ties you to a chair and ties your girlfriend to the bed and starts to kiss her neck. Then he runs over the bathroom and closes the door behind him. You say, "Honey,I love you! stay strong! Do whatever he tells you, don't hold back! he's a very dangerous criminal, let him do what he wants to you! Let him kiss you. "

Your girlfriend says,"Dear, he wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He thought you were cute and asked if we had any Vaseline. I said in the bathroom. It's okay honey, I love you too, stay strong!"

(random thought... it was from a joke i read in this guild. ^^ credit to Jarvin)  

[.Mikemo Cat-Boy]

id throw up...

wut if you were a blueberry?  

[NittleGrasper`]

xd sry... that was kinda funny...yet, again i'm usually sugar high or something... sweatdrop

Then it would be Willy Wonka and the Choclate Factory all over again...

What if we all had a bottle of Coke and sang that song in the commercial?  

[Duezt]

I would sing and invite all you guys for karaoke night.

What if some fat guy just came up to you and grabbed your crotch region.  

[Animaznboy]

Id casterate him wif a shotgun!

What if I had a shotgun and yu had a grenade?