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 Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 12:45 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 7:11 pm
Well I think this goes here instead of chatterbox....anyways, I thought this was funny when I saw Mary Kirby from Bioware post this on the Dragon Age: Origins forums on the main website for the game.
Bandit 1: Your GP or your HP!
Alistair: "Your GP or your HP"? That is the worst line I've ever heard!
Sten: Pathetic. He didn't even come up with that himself. He stole it from 8-bit Theater.
Bandit 1: Shut up, you! It's a joke!
Bandit 2: EVERYONE SHUT UP! Now you, heavily armed adventure-people, hand over your money and your women and nobody gets hurt.
Bandit 3: Well, technically, I guess some people still get hurt.
Bandit 1: You guys are messing up our intro dialogue! Let me handle this!
Bandit 2: We are not messing it up! You already ruined it with your stupid webcomic reference!
PC: This is getting ridiculous. Let's just fight already.
Leliana: What? Fight? I can't do that!
PC: Why not?
Leliana: I'm good. Killing is evil. We have to be nice to these men.
PC: They're going to kill us. Or rape you. They're bad guys.
Leliana: Killing is wrong! I won't do it!
PC: Fine. Sit this one out. Sten? Alistair? You guys coming?
Alistair: You know, now that she's mentioned it, killing does strike me as not very pleasant.
PC: Oh, for pity's sake! Sten?
Sten: You aren't a family, are you? It's been explained to me ad nauseam that it's wrong to kill families.
Bandit 1: Oh, we're family. Definitely. *points at Bandit 2* He's my brother, Larry.
Bandit 2: *points at Bandit 3* And he's my other brother Larry.
Bandit 3: Our parents watched too many sitcoms.
Sten: Sorry, Warden. No family-killing. I'm trying to quit.
PC: HOW DID I GET AN ENTIRE PARTY OF PACIFISTS?
Leliana: Wait a minute... why are you so enthusiastic about killing innocent bandits? Are you evil?
Alistair: Maker's breath! You are! You're evil! I should have guessed it when you were all, "Sure, witch of the wilds, I'll take your daughter on my adventure!" You're a villain!
Sten: Well, who else would have let me out of that cage?
PC: WE ARE NEVER GOING TO BEAT THE GAME IF YOU GUYS WON'T FIGHT!
Leliana: Hmph! There's no need to speak in all-caps.
Alistair: Really, what is the matter with you?
PC: I should have played Mass Effect. *mutter*
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:18 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 1:02 am
Just saw the ODST commercial, good show. ******** shame that it's Halo.
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Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 12:22 am
I has a PS3 now the fat 40GB one i likes it better and was only £150
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Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:31 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:59 am
Once again Vikki is right, if you have a DS you must play Scribblenauts.
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:02 am
I am always right. 3nodding
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:35 pm
Scribblenauts is AMAZING!!! It hasn't come out in Australia yet, but I already got the emulator for the r4 card and it's awesome!!!
I already pre-ordered it before I even got the emulator, so it shall be mine come the end of the month! AND I get his awesome Rooster Hat for pre-ordering it!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
SO much better than the figurine I got for pre-ording Prototype! xp
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:38 am
Got Empire: Total War this afternoon, with a duplicate key. mad
So now I'm waiting for Steam to either make a fuss about it or just give me a new one.. stare
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 8:25 pm
Lt. Brookman Got Empire: Total War this afternoon, with a duplicate key. mad So now I'm waiting for Steam to either make a fuss about it or just give me a new one.. stare Erm congrats that blows good luck?
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 3:15 am
Problem resolved, an awesome dude or dudette over at Steam fixed it for me. I am now the proud owner of a very complicated game that will take ages to learn.
edit.
Ship battle controls are wonky.
Land battle controls are wonky.
Sieges are tough.
At least the Dutch speak proper Dutch and none of that Hollywood s**t.
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 5:18 am
Lt. Brookman Problem resolved, an awesome dude or dudette over at Steam fixed it for me. I am now the proud owner of a very complicated game that will take ages to learn. edit. Ship battle controls are wonky. Land battle controls are wonky. Sieges are tough. At least the Dutch speak proper Dutch and none of that Hollywood s**t. Its Fun being the British given that the AI can't invade via the sea 3nodding
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 5:33 am
Was I the only one who aquired the first Monkey Island all legal and free from the net on Talk like a Pirate day? pirate
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:54 am
Texinadawolf Lt. Brookman Problem resolved, an awesome dude or dudette over at Steam fixed it for me. I am now the proud owner of a very complicated game that will take ages to learn. edit. Ship battle controls are wonky. Land battle controls are wonky. Sieges are tough. At least the Dutch speak proper Dutch and none of that Hollywood s**t. Its Fun being the British given that the AI can't invade via the sea 3nodding It has a very steep learning curve though, I mean where the effing eff am I supposed to learn all that stuff? In the American campaign? ugh
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