My grandmother used to. Young and the Restless, mostly. (One of the most horrible shows in the god damn world. So predictable and stupid.) Chick A is an heiress to a small fortune. Dude A is a well-to-do and up-and-coming socialite who is set to marry Chick A. But then hot and steamy Dude B comes along and steals Chick A away for a single night of unbridled passion and carnal debauchery. Chick A then becomes pregnant with Dude B's child and Dude A is flabbergasted. Father of Chick A is in an outright uproar because Dude B is not the rich and successful type. Mother of Chick A weeps softly in a corner to herself. Meanwhile, Dude A plots his revenge by sleeping with the slutty cocktail waitress he met in some sleazy bar. This all culminates in Chick A being cut off from her inheritance, Dude A making slutty cocktail waitress moderately more happy, and Dude B reconciles with both parties. And yet, a silver lining: they all find a modicum of peace when the beautiful little ******** child is born. The end.
Moral of the story: Soap operas are retarded.
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