## I WANT A DIVORCE ##

[Jade Gale]

I want a divorce because your eyes are red.  

[otakuspirit]

I want a divorce because of your pointy ears  

[sSs_Vampire_Prince_sSs]

I want a divorce because your not the one for me.  

[Gold Marra]

I want a divorce so I can get a share in all that money... $.$  

[Eclipse Electus]

I want a divorce because all you think a about is money.  

[AshesToRoses]

I want a divorce because we're too opposite.

 

[Gold Marra]

I want a divorce because your 'pet' won't let me near you...  

[Eclipse Electus]

I want a divorce because if you're not strong enough to subdue her "pet" than you're not strong enough to hold my interest.  

[Gold Marra]

I want a divorce because you expect me to be strong.  

[Crystal Void]

I want a divorce because you're scary in bed! eek  

[AngelGirl98769]

I want a divorce because we're giirls  

[Eclipse Electus]

I want a divorce because you spelled giirls with 2 many eyes. dramallama  

[AzulonQuartzOTL]

I want a divorce cause you used drama lama at the end of your post.  

[AngelGirl98769]

I want a divorce because you're a unicorn  

[Gold Marra]

I want a divorce because you're not a unicorn.