Corrupt a Wish! Game

[Melody Hikari-Shinu Anson]

Granted, but they won't give you a copy.

I wish for chocolate bunnies...~  

[Agent-Obvious]

Granted, but they are poisones and they bite!

I wish there were such a thing as a Wizarding World!  

[Melody Hikari-Shinu Anson]

Granted, but your access is denied.

I wish for...
Super special awesome friendship powers! rofl  

[Agent-Obvious]

Granted but then the only friends you get are enimies.

I wish I had enough Teriyaki Jerky and Slim Jims to last me the whole year XD  

[Fidei Defensor]

Granted, but a recall is declared by their respective manufacturers due to detected qualities of dung within their most recent batches of products, and you don't seem to get the memo.

I wish I really could last an infinite amount of time without sleep, food or water. XD (Then I wouldn't need a job all that badly.)  

[Melody Hikari-Shinu Anson]

Granted, but you get bored and miss food, and when you try to eat, you go into something similar to withdrawal symptoms and are unable to eat. *has actually had that happen to her before, and quite recently, like last summer*

I wish Shroud would post in here. *glares at the offline icon as well as the lack of posts in this guild*  

[Fidei Defensor]

Granted, but he turns out to be a GD porn troll.

I wish I had never found out about the GD porn trolls. ><  

[Melody Hikari-Shinu Anson]

Granted, but you get curious and search for it again.

I wish I knew what the hell you were talking about so I could have a more accurate reason to hit you with this sword.  

[Agent-Obvious]

Granted but then you accidently chop his head off and you get sent to prison.

I wish my hair was longer in RL and that it isn't poofy after it dries.  

[Melody Hikari-Shinu Anson]

Granted, but it's so long that it gets caught in an escalator and it gets cut off.
(that actually happened to me aunt.)
I wish that I was better at DDR. =/  

[Fidei Defensor]

Granted, but then you're upstaged by someone who can match your skill...in a wheelchair.

I wish I didn't have to be decapitated for knowing about the GD porn trolls.  

[Melody Hikari-Shinu Anson]

Damn! I didn't know that Casey played DDR. *shot because that's just plain wrong*

Anyhow, Granted, but you're raped honored by those who like them, whatever they are. o.O  

[[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]]

I wish Melody would stop forgetting to make wishes to corrupt. D:  

[Fidei Defensor]

Granted, but then you forget to grant them.

I wish I hadn't introduced my brother to the Shoop da Whoop fad last night. ><  

[Melody Hikari-Shinu Anson]

Granted, but he becomes obsessed with doing an outdated dance move.

I wish I weren't so easily distra---OOOH POKE HAS A PLANE AS A HEAD! Shiny! *prods it with a stick*