___ ways to annoy your band director

[Saint-Saens]

Kishoku Hokorashii

The best way to annoy a band director is to talk during class. Out band can never shut up, so our band director gets so frustrated with us and we don't get a lot done. It's really annoying for me, being one of those people that don't talk.

Kinda sounds like our band...We do that all the time. Only, I'm semi-guilty...  

[saucemate]

Annoying, ok....
Calling your band director White Chocolate when he (or she) plays the drums and does well.... yeah, we have fun with that....  

[Serieve]

~Always play April fools, even if it's not April.
~Nicknames: Granny, Mista ___, [insert family member title], etc.
~Be overly affectionate
~Give everything a nickname: the instruments, the stands, the chairs, ect. and constantly use them.
~Whenever they do something ditsy or get distracted, tell them to "Join the band."
~After a chair placement, tell him/her he/she made first/last chair BD.
~At the beginning of class, play everything wrong. (Did this. She nearly had a heart attack. xd )
~Reffer to them as the opposite gender. Put Ms. when they're a guy and vice versa.
~Tell them random things at random times.  

[Riddle of Fate]

poking him... sweatdrop  

[Capriccio]

Tell them that their clothes don't match their socks. My BD wore black socks with dark blue pants stressed  

[James Evans]

Tell him you love him!  

[darkestone]

Ask them every day for chair placements.  

[Saint-Saens]

Talk back to them...then walk out during class


two kids in my class did this today... sweatdrop  

[Jazztast!c]

Write them a prank love letter for Valentine's Day. (I did this one.)  

[DNE112222333]

play every note a hlf step lower than they're supposed to be

squeak constantly and loudly (reeded only obviously)

all brass slapt!!

percussion play loud and off beat (wait you do that anyway)

mark on music in pen O.o  

[Yaya-chan13]

-never follow the tempo
-ignore the key signature completely
-also ignore any dynamics or play the opposites of them
-keep your stand really high or really low
-play during other people's solos  

[kittabek]

pass out ( i know from experience)  

[~Silver_skylight~]

get off tempo when playing or play when u have a rest.. lol.  

[gamer2424]

CeNedra Wood

any time we laughed while in class we got him annoyed..i dont know if that works or not. lol

Your signature is way to big... please correct this problem.  

[gamer2424]

Kishoku Hokorashii

The best way to annoy a band director is to talk during class. Out band can never shut up, so our band director gets so frustrated with us and we don't get a lot done. It's really annoying for me, being one of those people that don't talk.

Eaxact same thing here, I'm f'ing first chair clarinet and she thinks i'm talking when I'm right in front of her...


-pass around notes, be sure to get caught, write something along the lines of "Hello Mrs. Steckler, I knew you would read this so I just wanted to say hi." something like that.

-pretend your high biggrin

-Take their keys (not my idea, but I am adding it on to her's) then hide it in someone else's case.