Worst Things You Can Ever Say As A Pagan

[Molly Mollusca]

"Look at meeee! heart I'm different! biggrin "  

[Lord Sutekh]

'I cant wait till I learn enough so i can fly around on a broom!'
'Hush, or I"ll change you into a frog'  

[Molly Mollusca]

"I read such a nice book today! It was called... ummm... something to do with a silver broomstick I believe! 3nodding "  

[Eshmasesh]

"Wait a second, who's this guy Gardner? I thought Silver Ravenwolf founded Wicca!"  

[Kal Eldritch]

"You should totally try envoking dragons in your daily ritual. They're sooooo cool!"  

[Kuroiban]

"My spirit animal is so amazing and powerful, it hasn't evolved yet"
"This book says rose quartz is for love....but no matter how many I throw at her/him...she/he won't fall in love with me! crying "  

[TeaDidikai]

"I just painted "Nimbus 2000" on my bessom's handle!"  

[Henry Dorsett Case]

No, no, no! You don't hold a wand like that! How are you going to swish and flick? Besides, I highly doubt that wand has a dragon whisker or phoenix feather core, so it can't be that powerful!  

[VisasMarr]

"I'm 15 and I'm a wiccan solitare."

(Sorry, it's just been bugging me..)

evil  

[Pelta]

VisasMarr

"I'm 15 and I'm a wiccan solitare."

"I'm 15 and I've been a solitary wiccan for the past 300 years."  

[Aesi]

"The spell I printed from the 'Net has been used for three hundred years and was written by a seventh generation witch! Your self-written spell can't be more powerful."  

[Henry Dorsett Case]

(Spoken of two Solitary Eclectic Pagans)
You can't marry her! You're not the same religion!  

[Lord Sutekh]

"I was Gardner in my past life!"  

[Henry Dorsett Case]

Seth_God

"I was Gardner in my past life!"

Oh yeah? Well I was Doreen Valiente in a past life!