The 'Bad' Pairings...tun tun TUN!

[Guild Account _ Estel]

Archer x Kimbley! So....nice...

 

[Kauhia]

Hehe. Don't know how well x-men are covered here yet, but...
They actually paired Colossus with Northstar in one of those AU thingies, no? I've only heard about it, not all of this marvel stuff ever ends up where I live, but really.. no, no no. No huge tractor-lifting metal monster with gigantic jaw for the fun, aggressive pointy-ear in spandex.  

[[~+Color.Me.Insane+~]]

It's so sad there aren't many tabloidshippers (SetoxMokuba)...D:
There's only a few incest pairings I don't like and like EdxAl (FMA). I can't stand DBZ yaoi, that's just scary. I also hate it when people are paired with their pokemon/digimon. Just as long as in shota it doesn't over do it like and eight-year-old with a fifty-year-old. D:
Kyo/Momiji-That was slightly disturbing...
Noah/Gozo-bean-Also disturbing...
Armstrong/anyone....That's just weird...
Everything else I pretty much like^^

 

[Computer Illiterate]

-giggles- It's funny how I like most of the pairings in here. ^.^ Well, onto the stuff I don't like:

Tohma x bagel (Gravitation)
Eiri x tub of ice cream (Gravitation)

Cid X Chocobo (Final Fantasy)
Seymour x Tidus (FFX)
Seymour x Auron (FFX)
Wakka x Tidus (FFX)
Wakka x Auron (FFX)
Rin x Auron (FFX)
Brother x Barkeep (FFX-2)

Larry x Charlie (Numb3rs) evil
Alan x Charlie or Don (Numb3rs)

Hagrid x Buckbeak (Harry Potter)
Draco x Lucius (Harry Potter) -yes, Draco is in front, he had his way with his father gonk -
Arthur Weasley x Voldemort (Harry Potter)
Hagrid x Karkarof (Harry Potter)

Chef x Kenney (South Park)

Yami x Yugi's Grandpa (Yu Gi Oh)
Yami x Dark Magician

Naruto x Gai (Naruto)
Kabuto x Kiba (Naruto)

Wolf x Mana (Malice Mizer)
Kaoru x almost anyone (Dir En Grey)

I forgot a bunch of mine because I looked through everybody elses. Oh well, I'll add them when I remember.  

[Riosin]

Computer Illiterate

Yami x Dark Magician

Sarah, my friend, and I said that pairing was the closest thing to bestiality on that show/manga. >_<()  

[Katastrophic_Kate]

Oh, goodness.........I had fun relaying some of these pairs to my brother and watching him almost cry. he he.
anyway.....pairs I don't like

Byakko x Muraki (Yami no matsuei) I don't know If someone actually told me about it or if I made it up, but either way....creepy
Ichigo x Urahara (Bleach) Um....no sweatdrop
Mustang x Hughes (FMA) Well maybe if Gracia and Hawkeye didn't exist then sure.
Gaara x anyone but Naruto (Naruto) He has way too big a Naruto complex to be with anyone else.
Oruichimaru x anyone (Naruto) I despise him, and he reminds me of Michael Jackson.
Akito x anyone (Fruba) I don't like him (her?) either.
Kyo x Shigure (Fruba) Huh? *blind to anything but Kyo x Tohru*
Krad x Satoshi, Dark x Daisuke (DNAngel) yeah...no way
and basically anything else that's just way creepy and really has nothing to do with the origional story.
But I find I can come to like almost any couple if presented in a way that makes sense.

And I am a fan of Tsuzuki x Hisoka(YnM) Just cuz so many mentiond not liking it.
heart  

[Eol the Dark Elf]

Computer Illiterate

-giggles- It's funny how I like most of the pairings in here. ^.^ Well, onto the stuff I don't like:

Tohma x bagel (Gravitation)
Eiri x tub of ice cream (Gravitation)

Cid X Chocobo (Final Fantasy)
Seymour x Tidus (FFX)
Seymour x Auron (FFX)
Wakka x Tidus (FFX)
Wakka x Auron (FFX)
Rin x Auron (FFX)
Brother x Barkeep (FFX-2)

Larry x Charlie (Numb3rs) evil
Alan x Charlie or Don (Numb3rs)

Hagrid x Buckbeak (Harry Potter)
Draco x Lucius (Harry Potter) -yes, Draco is in front, he had his way with his father gonk -
Arthur Weasley x Voldemort (Harry Potter)
Hagrid x Karkarof (Harry Potter)

Chef x Kenney (South Park)

Yami x Yugi's Grandpa (Yu Gi Oh)
Yami x Dark Magician

Naruto x Gai (Naruto)
Kabuto x Kiba (Naruto)

Wolf x Mana (Malice Mizer)
Kaoru x almost anyone (Dir En Grey)

I forgot a bunch of mine because I looked through everybody elses. Oh well, I'll add them when I remember.

FFX! Speaking of that, I like Jecht x Auron....... muahaha twisted

But, moving on, I don't even know how you (or anybody else) came up with some of those pairings, they're so bad eek  

[ShadowedMoonlight]

I don't really have any problems with slash pairings, some of them just don't do it for me. Well, I have a problem when someone switches the seme and uke order around. I'm quite picky with who's seme and who's uke.
Main Yaoi/BL pairings I don't like:

TidusxAuron (FFX)
KaixTakao (Beybalde)
TalaxTakao (Beyblade)
AyamexHaru (Furuba)
OrochimaruxSasuke (Naruto)
Lucuis MalfoyxHagrid (Harry Potter) [I have no idea what the heck the person that wrote those fanfics was thinking.)
DracoxRon (Harry Potter)
WatarixTsuzuki (Yami no Matsuei)
ShigurexKyo (Furuba)
HigexKiba (Wolfs Rain) [Kiba is far too pretty to be paired with Hige.]
HigexToboe (Wolfs Rain) [same reason as above]
TatsuhaxShuichi (Gravitation)
ShuichixYuki (Gravitation) [That's Shuichi as a seme. I like YukixShuichi. Shuichi seme? Over Yuki? That's just stupid.]
RyouxBakura (Yu-Gi-Oh!) [Similar as above. Ryou would never be seme, and Bakura would never be uke.]
InuyashaxSesshoumaru (Inuyasha) [See above. I have no problem with the incest factor of it.]
EdwardxAlphonse (Full Metal Alchemist) [I have no problem with incest, but... this pairing just doesn't do it for me on any level.]

I'm not going to list het pairings I don't like. Pick one, the odds are I'll dislike it. I'm a slash fanfiction writer and reader, I ignore het canon on a daily basis.  

[Melancholist]

Computer Illiterate

Yami x Yugi's Grandpa (Yu Gi Oh)

....ew....  

[psycicfox]

SeaMyth

Well, really it's a pic, but my bad.

OMG thats funny!!  

[Kitsune-chi]

Tuxedo Douche

Kitsune-chi

O___________________O

Part of me wants to comfort you for being put through such terror.

Part of me wants to know why YOU PUT US THROUGH SUCH TERROR!

...

Or at least told us about it.

Kyahahahaa....

>__> <__<


It was partly my fault. >WWW>; 8D

AHH NIGHTS WHEN YOU'RE BORED AND HAVE MSN AND ADULTFANFICTION.NET RUNNING AT THE SAME TIME. 8D;

Ahaha, I can certainly understand that.

BUT STIIIIILL *tears up* THE HORROR!  

[Kawaii~Phoenix]

whispering_shadow

Computer Illiterate

Yami x Yugi's Grandpa (Yu Gi Oh)

....ew....

double ew.....
Just images in my head wont let me sleep for a thousand years...but anywho
I dont Like SesshomaruxInuYasha
ShippoxJakken (yuck)
I say those two because I saw a fan-fic about them which really suxs xp  

[Youkai-Riri-chan]

Bad yaoi pairings? Does that even exist? question

Love is love, 'member? Not matter the form, be it homosexual, incest, or twincest. Who are we to judge, ne?  

[Youkai-Riri-chan]

With the exception of Jakken/Anyone..... *gagging noises in background* That's just..... EW!  

[Darth Drake]

Harry Potter! Something I can participate in!

Harry/Whompy
Harry/Ron
Draco/Goyle or Crabbe
Dumbledore/anyone
ANY INCESTY OR ***** FICS.