WIN GOLD! 10,000!

[XxBrOken_ShAdowsxX]

I need this gold because:

my purple pickle fell through the floor and fell on a hobo, the hobo decided he would eat it but then just as he went to eat it it came ALIVE and pickle slapped him!! then a strange russian man came over and did a cosac dance while singing hit me baby one more time! and through all of these events i realized that the purple pickle was not mine, but in fact the dirty hobo was my child...soi need the gold to clean him up heart  

[Before The Stars Sleep]

Take him and cut him up in little stars,
and he will make the face of heaven so fine...

It was my first day of 9th grade and I had to use the bathroom pretty bad. I ran into a stall and took a huge dump, like the ones that back splash on your butt. After a few minutes of resting, I hear some people walk in and groan about the smell.

I wanted to wait until they left but the stench was too much for me to take and class was going to start in a few minutes. I cleaned myself up and opened the stall.

Then there was this awkward moment of silence as I stared into the faces of three upperclassman.

In my haste to vacate my bowels, I ran into the boy's bathroom...

...That all the world will fall in love with night,
and pay no worship to the garish sun.

 

[SavaGe_OGKush]

Luna-StarBlaze

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Hey, It's the Jamesterr.

I have some spare gold that I dunno what to spend on!

blaugh SO I WANNA GIVE IT AWAY blaugh

All you have to do is write a couple funny reasons why you want it!

YOU MAY LIE/EXAGGERATE TO MAKE HILARIOUS!

1st Prize winner gets 10,000 gold.
2nd winner gets 5,000

UNLESS!
If there is no second place winner, then the only winner gets 15000!!

Why do I need it? I'm so poor I'm not aloud in the Marketplace.  

[xXxEmmeryxXx]

funny reasons eh?

1) I'm Canadian

2) I ride a polar bear to school

3) I'm short

4) I'm dirty minded ;D

(not really funny but it is the truth!)

~Emmery  

[xX_Kiki_Lovey_Xx]

1.two get my girl friend two cantaloupes and a flag pole ;D
2. too up grade my friend from a leggo block two a banana ;D
the 2nd ones so fake i hate his gusts but he really is a leggo block
......might just try the first one ;D  

[ShadoSiren]

I want the gold to hack people with it.......... Then have them buy me stuff...... so i have more money to buy me stuff..... I can also then give bad gifts to ppl and make them mad and curse! LAME REASON OMFG  

[Spinz96]

I want 10k gold so i can support my chance item addiction ^^  

[coolkirby8]

Lyke, OMG!! U should TOTALLY give me dat goldddd!!!! I mean, srsly, I needz da gold!!! I have like, billions of wishlist items, and that adds up to more dan a billion gold!! AND I WANT DOSE ITEMZ!!! And never mid dis Lumeire Noire and snow feather....and whatever other 'spensive items I'm wearin. GIVE ME TEH GOLDDDDDD!! NAO!!! D:<  

[m a d e r e i n e]

I need gold because my psycho ward roommate stole my slice of starfruit-papaya pie and that was my pass to Lumpy Space which is were I keep all my gold, in a plaid Pepsi can. I also need gold because I just got hit by a steam-roller and have suffered serious injuries, such as a very bad dent in my liver and if I do not get this gold for treatment my liver will give off a dangerous radioactive signal that will cause the country Bangaladesh to slowly disintregrate into a large pile of bell crickets. Not good, will you agree?
---Maddy Loves You!!!  

[chu-and-meh]

may i plwz have that gold? i wanna finish my dream avi and girl im so not closr o it! i got hacked i know dumb. maybe 3 weeks now? um...but plz help freinds tell meh theyd help meh and dont?! i wait but no help TT-TT would chu plwzzzzzzzz consider this?  

[Atomic Poppy]

Why I want the gold? Because I like pie. scream  

[Secretserviceautomatedmes]

One day I walked
Along dircurry street
When I saw
Some very furry feet
The feet belonged
to a man named pat
Who looked, to me,
Like the cat in the hat.
He smiled at me
And chewed a pickle
And told me he'd grant a wish for a nickel.
I agreed and closed my eyes, just like that
and when I opened them, I saw that man in a hat
Holding all my gaia gold
In one hairy fist
He started to grin
And I lunged, but I missed
So please, please give me that 10000 gold
So that I can be brave and bold
And beat the crap out of the man with the hat
With my newly bought, magical bat!
So please 'o please
Let me win
If I do,
I will give a great GRIN!!!! mrgreen mrgreen mrgreen mrgreen mrgreen

Thanks  

[Haruka Charmant]

So you want to hear a funny reason why i should win the gold.. this will be.. difficult! because my main reason is..

I recently got stuck on zOMG and papa saw on hard BOOOORES me so much, especially when i try to earn some money and then i get crewed into some nooby crews who fukken start the fight without even buffing and then they wonder why we die -.-. it's so annoying that i am really pissed off zOMG right now and so its even harder for me to earn gold especially because i am only there on weekends (dorms and stuff.)
so yea he you go. decide on your own if its funny biggrin  

[U h h d o r a b l e e]

I Feed The Rich Orphans With My Gold.. They Are So Greedy And So Are Their Parents..

 

[xXxEmmeryxXx]

Eh how you doing?
;D
now you see what I would do for the gold is this
wrestle in the Canadian mud with a monkey
jump on the C.N tower in 2012
CAUSE THE ZOMBIEH INVASION! - i'll give you all the details if I win
and then
pain my nails
:3

~Emmery