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 Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 7:06 pm
I need this gold because:
my purple pickle fell through the floor and fell on a hobo, the hobo decided he would eat it but then just as he went to eat it it came ALIVE and pickle slapped him!! then a strange russian man came over and did a cosac dance while singing hit me baby one more time! and through all of these events i realized that the purple pickle was not mine, but in fact the dirty hobo was my child...soi need the gold to clean him up heart
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 6:03 pm
Take him and cut him up in little stars,
and he will make the face of heaven so fine... It was my first day of 9th grade and I had to use the bathroom pretty bad. I ran into a stall and took a huge dump, like the ones that back splash on your butt. After a few minutes of resting, I hear some people walk in and groan about the smell.
I wanted to wait until they left but the stench was too much for me to take and class was going to start in a few minutes. I cleaned myself up and opened the stall.
Then there was this awkward moment of silence as I stared into the faces of three upperclassman.
In my haste to vacate my bowels, I ran into the boy's bathroom...
...That all the world will fall in love with night,
and pay no worship to the garish sun.
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Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 3:45 am
Luna-StarBlaze idea Hey, It's the Jamesterr. I have some spare gold that I dunno what to spend on! blaugh SO I WANNA GIVE IT AWAY blaugh All you have to do is write a couple funny reasons why you want it! YOU MAY LIE/EXAGGERATE TO MAKE HILARIOUS!1st Prize winner gets 10,000 gold. 2nd winner gets 5,000 UNLESS! If there is no second place winner, then the only winner gets 15000!! Why do I need it? I'm so poor I'm not aloud in the Marketplace.
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Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:47 pm
funny reasons eh?
1) I'm Canadian
2) I ride a polar bear to school
3) I'm short
4) I'm dirty minded ;D
(not really funny but it is the truth!)
~Emmery
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Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:33 pm
1.two get my girl friend two cantaloupes and a flag pole ;D
2. too up grade my friend from a leggo block two a banana ;D
the 2nd ones so fake i hate his gusts but he really is a leggo block
......might just try the first one ;D
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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:19 pm
I want the gold to hack people with it.......... Then have them buy me stuff...... so i have more money to buy me stuff..... I can also then give bad gifts to ppl and make them mad and curse! LAME REASON OMFG
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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:48 pm
I want 10k gold so i can support my chance item addiction ^^
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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:03 pm
Lyke, OMG!! U should TOTALLY give me dat goldddd!!!! I mean, srsly, I needz da gold!!! I have like, billions of wishlist items, and that adds up to more dan a billion gold!! AND I WANT DOSE ITEMZ!!! And never mid dis Lumeire Noire and snow feather....and whatever other 'spensive items I'm wearin. GIVE ME TEH GOLDDDDDD!! NAO!!! D:<
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Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2011 7:17 pm
I need gold because my psycho ward roommate stole my slice of starfruit-papaya pie and that was my pass to Lumpy Space which is were I keep all my gold, in a plaid Pepsi can. I also need gold because I just got hit by a steam-roller and have suffered serious injuries, such as a very bad dent in my liver and if I do not get this gold for treatment my liver will give off a dangerous radioactive signal that will cause the country Bangaladesh to slowly disintregrate into a large pile of bell crickets. Not good, will you agree?
---Maddy Loves You!!!
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Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2011 7:22 pm
may i plwz have that gold? i wanna finish my dream avi and girl im so not closr o it! i got hacked i know dumb. maybe 3 weeks now? um...but plz help freinds tell meh theyd help meh and dont?! i wait but no help TT-TT would chu plwzzzzzzzz consider this?
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Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2011 7:33 pm
Why I want the gold? Because I like pie. scream
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Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2011 7:41 pm
One day I walked
Along dircurry street
When I saw
Some very furry feet
The feet belonged
to a man named pat
Who looked, to me,
Like the cat in the hat.
He smiled at me
And chewed a pickle
And told me he'd grant a wish for a nickel.
I agreed and closed my eyes, just like that
and when I opened them, I saw that man in a hat
Holding all my gaia gold
In one hairy fist
He started to grin
And I lunged, but I missed
So please, please give me that 10000 gold
So that I can be brave and bold
And beat the crap out of the man with the hat
With my newly bought, magical bat!
So please 'o please
Let me win
If I do,
I will give a great GRIN!!!! mrgreen mrgreen mrgreen mrgreen mrgreen
Thanks
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Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 5:51 am
So you want to hear a funny reason why i should win the gold.. this will be.. difficult! because my main reason is..
I recently got stuck on zOMG and papa saw on hard BOOOORES me so much, especially when i try to earn some money and then i get crewed into some nooby crews who fukken start the fight without even buffing and then they wonder why we die -.-. it's so annoying that i am really pissed off zOMG right now and so its even harder for me to earn gold especially because i am only there on weekends (dorms and stuff.)
so yea he you go. decide on your own if its funny biggrin
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Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:06 am
I Feed The Rich Orphans With My Gold.. They Are So Greedy And So Are Their Parents..
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Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:04 am
Eh how you doing?
;D
now you see what I would do for the gold is this
wrestle in the Canadian mud with a monkey
jump on the C.N tower in 2012
CAUSE THE ZOMBIEH INVASION! - i'll give you all the details if I win
and then
pain my nails
:3
~Emmery
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