.Hack Family

[Darkly_Doomed]

Grieverr

Darkly_Doomed

Grieverr

Darkly_Doomed

Grieverr

YEAHHHH MAN.
I just thought she'd make a great dog because dogs are stupid, annoying, and pointless like her. c:

Hey, I like dogs! Not as much as cats, but hey, I love my dog Judy. She is so stupid and cute and old at the same time.

Well I guess there's some good dogs in the world. Just a good majority of them are nasty. :c

Judy's pretty cool. She gets so happy to see us that her tail wags like a propeller, hence the name propeller butt at those times. And she gets tufts of fur and sheds like mad. We could make a second dog with the fur if we gathered it for a year or two instead of throwing it out.
But I still like cats better.

Cats are the shiz. 8D
Lol flurfy animals. I used to collect my cat's fur and keep her fur clumps in a box.

Okay, do you realize how creepy that sounds?  

[Darkly_Doomed]

Grieverr

Darkly_Doomed

Grieverr

Darkly_Doomed

Grieverr

Well I guess there's some good dogs in the world. Just a good majority of them are nasty. :c

Judy's pretty cool. She gets so happy to see us that her tail wags like a propeller, hence the name propeller butt at those times. And she gets tufts of fur and sheds like mad. We could make a second dog with the fur if we gathered it for a year or two instead of throwing it out.
But I still like cats better.

Cats are the shiz. 8D
Lol flurfy animals. I used to collect my cat's fur and keep her fur clumps in a box.

Okay, do you realize how creepy that sounds?

Yes. :c

At least you know how creepy that sounds. Really freakin' creepy.  

[Devourcity]

I'd want Tokio to be my awesome broham that beats all of my video games while I watch c:
&& I think Reki would make a cool 'moms that no one listens to 'cause she's so silly.' He'd be told to relax because everything's obviously fine and/or go visit his bf, Balmung, every time something felt like it was going wrong.


@Grieverr:: Way to be awkward. neutral

[<3]

 

[Darkly_Doomed]

Animekitty13

I'd want Tokio to be my awesome broham that beats all of my video games while I watch c:
&& I think Reki would make a cool 'moms that no one listens to 'cause she's so silly.' He'd be told to relax because everything's obviously fine and/or go visit his bf, Balmung, every time something felt like it was going wrong.


@Grieverr:: Way to be awkward. neutral

[<3]

No, Reki would be one of those completely on top of things disciplinarian types who always reminds you to do your homework. And it would be so annoying. But Balmung as a lax father would balance that out well.  

[Jester Bebop]

Mother: Helba
Father: Crim
Grandfather: Bear
Brother [Elder]: Ovan
Uncle: Kuhn  

[The Wild Hunt]

Azure Kite would be my husband. We'd have rigorous zombie sex all day, so our family wouldn't really matter, but okay.
Ovan would be my brother. And that would make Haseo my brother too, because they'd be married. Pi would be my grannie, and I'd PK her for her insurance. Mistral would be my little sister who died at 2 years old because she was at the wrong place at the wrong time. Mostly because her voice is irritatng. Kuhn would be my first cousin, and I would troll him by trying to turn him homo. Helba would be my aunt, and she'd LOIC whoever pissed me off. For all who do not know what a LOIC is, it's a software that sends mass DDos.

Mimiru would be my sister. We'd hang around Bear, her best friend, and beat him up if he ever tells us to change the location. My mother would be Morganna, just because I want a mother who can give me tough love, by attempting to turn me into an evil hatred incarnation, rather than an innocent little boy. Though I wouldn't be very innocent anyways, because I'm screwing zombies, no?
My dad would be Emma. She'd beat Morganna with a belt if she made the Epitaph look stupid, like making Corbenik a peanut.
Balmung would be my cousin, but we'd both try to get into Kite's pants, so we wouldn't be very good of friends.
Fin.  

[Darkly_Doomed]

The Fall is Inevitable

Azure Kite would be my husband. We'd have rigorous zombie sex all day, so our family wouldn't really matter, but okay.
Ovan would be my brother. And that would make Haseo my brother too, because they'd be married. Pi would be my grannie, and I'd PK her for her insurance. Mistral would be my little sister who died at 2 years old because she was at the wrong place at the wrong time. Mostly because her voice is irritatng. Kuhn would be my first cousin, and I would troll him by trying to turn him homo. Helba would be my aunt, and she'd LOIC whoever pissed me off. For all who do not know what a LOIC is, it's a software that sends mass DDos.

Mimiru would be my sister. We'd hang around Bear, her best friend, and beat him up if he ever tells us to change the location. My mother would be Morganna, just because I want a mother who can give me tough love, by attempting to turn me into an evil hatred incarnation, rather than an innocent little boy. Though I wouldn't be very innocent anyways, because I'm screwing zombies, no?
My dad would be Emma. She'd beat Morganna with a belt if she made the Epitaph look stupid, like making Corbenik a peanut.
Balmung would be my cousin, but we'd both try to get into Kite's pants, so we wouldn't be very good of friends.
Fin.

That's an...interesting family you have there.
Wouldn't Morganna be more trying to keep you from existing like she did with Aura rather than trying to turn you evil...?
Also, I cannot say that I approve of the Ovan and Haseo. It probably would be more like Ovan dragging Haseo off places (Haseo would think of Ovan more as a sort of friend and would not be all head over heels. So there would be some family event and then Ovan would be seen dragging Haseo off into some dark corner with Haseo objecting.)
Are you sure you have to turn Kuhn homo?  

[The Wild Hunt]

She also tried to use Tsukasa to taint Aura's birth, and make her evil, IF she came to existence.
Ovan and Haseo love eachother deep down, I mean come on, Haseo cries for him at the end of the game. And tries to hug him.
Obvious lovers.
Kuhn will date Silabus. They'd be the cutest couple ever. (Me and Azure Kite being the sexiest.)
Also I want my mom to turn into a leafpeanuteyeball when she gets mad at me.  

[Darkly_Doomed]

The Fall is Inevitable

She also tried to use Tsukasa to taint Aura's birth, and make her evil, IF she came to existence.
Ovan and Haseo love eachother deep down, I mean come on, Haseo cries for him at the end of the game. And tries to hug him.
Obvious lovers.
Kuhn will date Silabus. They'd be the cutest couple ever. (Me and Azure Kite being the sexiest.)
Also I want my mom to turn into a leafpeanuteyeball when she gets mad at me.

Well yes she was trying to use Tsukasa to taint Aura, but it was mainly that she was trying to drive Tsukasa into such a state or despair and hopelessness that Aura would never be born.
You mean like how Haseo started crying for Alkaid when she was dying? Or for Shino? Or how upset he was about Pi in the first volume when she was infected by AIDA? Or how upset he was when Kuhn seemed to be in danger? If you're gonna argue that, there are plenty of other instances of Haseo being upset over the loss of others. I mean, I cannot in any way deny that Ovan is all over Haseo. But I think Haseo's feelings would be more like this:
Haseo: "No, Ovan, don't leave me! ; ; "
Ovan: "....Okay heart " *insert creeper face here*
Haseo: "Wait, whoa, hold on WHOA! DX "
It's the type of thing where Haseo may have some form of love for Ovan but it isn't really the sexual love or anything like that (Kind of a sibling love I guess. Like it seems like with Shino sometimes).
Kuhn and Silabus I can picture.
And that is very...um...interesting.  

[The Wild Hunt]

True.
s**t, Haseo cries for everyone.
Okay then.
Haseo can just be single. Because honestly I can't picture he and Atoli working out.
Also idk who Azure Balmung and Azure Orca would date.
Fml.
Also I'd want my husband Azure Kite to data drain me during S&M.
But my real question is: how would any of the Azure Knights ever say yes to a proposal, or even their feelings at all? Because I am sure as hell not decoding those: "9#':&689&6&" messages. I tried to in GU. Didn't work out, I only got "Soccer" and "I realize."  

[The Wild Hunt]

me and Azure kite's adopted son.