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 Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 11:04 am
*chortles with blobs of mashed potatoes spitting around the room*
oh blood and ashes that sounds gloriously despicable!
*continues to laugh while stuffing gobbets of onion marmalade into her already stuffed cheeks until she chokes and begins to turn gray, looking desperately around for some to do the Heimlich maneuver*
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 11:06 am
Now, that sounds FROSTY! twisted *drives to Wendy's for a Frosty* leaving lady ayami to her potatoe encrusted doom.
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 11:59 am
Oh my poor, sweet Ayami! I have hidden it for so long, but will you be my trick-or-treating candy-carrier? rofl OH! *stomps on her stomach, afterwhich a truckload of half digested food cannons across the room, hitting the next poster and ayami breathes again*
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:11 pm
WOWZA! Here come a Geezer Pie! ..*gets a giant spoon and starts eating*
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:15 pm
Someone's getting held hostage? Huh? what about me ladys? T^T *offers chain to each lady in the room hopefully* I'm mean and ornery and squeeze the toothpaste from the middle! I lose the toothpaste lid! I REFUSE to lift the seat. MUAH_HA_HA!
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:02 pm
 oh d-d-d-d-d-d-dear.... that seems to be a delicious idea, but i really g-g-g-g-gotta p-p-pee now!!editedx2
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:41 pm
Go pee! and you had better lift the seat, jerk! And wash your hands. And flush.
Men! they need you to tell them every little thing and then they still forget.
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:58 pm
Well, if you're going to care about me me like that, maybe I'll just go and start a new business behind a tree instead mad
*stomps off angrily to find a tree and incorporate a new 'Kinky' way*
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:11 pm
*sees TES starting a new business behind a tree* eek TES! Just how in the world do you think you're going to attract customers there?! scream
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:14 pm
Sending out fliers and stuffs. You volunteering to make a web design, wench? scream
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:17 pm
*digs in her nose and finds a leftover shaving cream balloon and hurls it at TES* That's NOT how you mind your business! stressed
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:23 pm
*gets hit in the face with said slimey nose balloon* ahhhh!!! I'm unclean!
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And I still need to flush. she's gonna fillet me fer sure gonk
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:38 pm
*rolls out a pie crust and puts TES in the dish, then hurls it to the bathroom* Now, if you need further assistance, I am NOT your sweetpee and don't you ever think of calling me that again! sweatdrop I'lll find Gilda and let her help you...*goes off quickly to find a nurse for TES's, urm, temporary psychiatric emergency*
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:39 pm
I need a nurse like I need a baseball bat to the Arse!! Just get away from me, estrogen laden meathags!
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:52 pm
eek Why, why, why....I can't believe it's not BUTTER! *smiles while taking a huge bite of a fresh STRAWBERRY SCONE* twisted Call me an estrogen laden meathag will ya?! I'll stuff you a new pine cone where the birds sang a new melody.. twisted
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