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Are you a natural killer?
Why yes, yes I am.
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 32%  [ 15 ]
Who, me? *looks innocent*
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Total Votes : 46


shadow_dragon_13

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 6:05 pm


I think i will stick around.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 6:18 pm


Drags a very large wooden crate and sets it into the middle of thread. Leaves for a short bit, returns with a crow bar and proceeds to pry off cover of wooden crate. Leaves again and comes back with 3 bruisers. Psyzapp points to the crate and bruisers proceed to push the crate over. Out pour a ton of highly venomous snakes from all parts of the world and they proceed to bite thread until thread is dead.

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! twisted

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 6:40 pm


Ohhh, You think a crate of snakes stand a chance for my dragons?
PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 6:41 pm


((EDITS: Oops, didn't catch the dragons - oh well, a little antidote won't hurt them.))

Ah, don't ya just love anti-venom? *Brat uses her soft, soothing voice as she pours the antidote over the thread.* There, there now, it's all better.

Poor little thing, all ragged and torn from Psyzapp's cruel & unusual abuse. Perhaps a restraining order is in order. wink

*Looks thoughtful a moment.* Hmmm... I do believe I know just the guy to help. *Picks up her mysterious red cell phone and punches a button.* Mephistopheles, hello! Well yes, it has been a little while... Can we talk? twisted

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 6:46 pm


But…but…I just LIKE snakes heart …that's all.

What's so cruel and unusual? "KILL-THIS-THREAD" just the job for me and my delicate sensibility, right?
PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 6:50 pm


Psyzapp
But…but…I just LIKE snakes heart …that's all.

What's so cruel and unusual? "KILL-THIS-THREAD" just the job for me and my delicate sensibility, right?
rofl It's perfect for you... and me ~ the Brat-iness has to come out sometime... 3nodding

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 6:58 pm


Once again, gets the fire hose out and floods thread. Then proceed to signal and guide in an extremely large truck. The truck backs into the thread, the back lifts up and a bunch of sharks with "frickin" laser beams on their heads get dumped into the thread. Psyzapp then dumps an entire 90 gallon drum of fresh chum into the water and the sharks not only EAT the thread but the lasers cut thread to ribbons which really gets those sharks going! twisted

(insert Dr. Evil laugh here: Mwahahahahahahaha)
PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:14 pm


wow, you uncovered your face ^_^.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:39 pm


shadow_dragon_13
wow, you uncovered your face ^_^.


I was mutated at the Cabana Bar as some sort of Orc/Werewolf thing and needed to be mutated. I think I've been cured though, so yes, this is me. Blue eyes and all! smile
PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:57 pm


beautiful ^_^

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:12 pm


shadow_dragon_13
beautiful ^_^


*blushes* OH, you just don't want me to turn my wrath on you. I'm probably old enough to be your mother. SILLY!
PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:25 pm


Thank you for the fair warning.

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QuietStorm XII

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:34 pm


Anyway..

*Floats by and scoops up the thread and pours it into a bowl. Not much left, must work quickly. Pours an unknown solution into the bowl and mixes vigorously. The mixture bubbles and foams wildly*

Perfect, now grow, grow, GROW!

* The thread spills out of the bowl and grows. Its roots dig deep into the ground, as the thread reaches high into the sky.*
PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:47 pm


*shakes fist at QuiteStorm* BLAST YOU AND YOUR MIRACLE CURES! scream

Pulls out a military radio and start calling in coordinates for thread. She quickly vacates the scene and the sound of air support can be heard approaching fast. From off in the distance Psyzapp's voice can be heard "FIRE IN THE HOLE" and as the team of fighter jets whiz by overhead mere seconds pass and KABOOM! The entire area is blown sky high (roots and all I'm afraid—TEE HEE). twisted

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:50 pm


Second thought....

* Lights a match. Drops it on the thread. The fire quickly spreads all over thread. Smoke covers the sky as an evil smile spreads across my face*

It feels so good to be bad again... twisted
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