→ STALKER ←

[Misty Marina]

I'm stalking you because you remind me of someone~

 

[Leprechaun_Sean]

I'm stalking you because i murder pretty girls twisted  

[Lady Lissalynn]

I am stalking you because I am trying to teacher you how to be a real ninja

 

[Misty Marina]

I'm stalking you because I have a cat fetish~ lol

 

[Leprechaun_Sean]

i'm stalking you because you have to pay up on your Apartment rent.  

[Misty Marina]

I'm stalking you because I want to have your baby~

 

[Lady Lissalynn]

I am stalking you because I am trying to find the stairway to heaven

 

[Misty Marina]

I'm stalking you because you smell as sweet as a flower~

 

[Leprechaun_Sean]

I'm stalking you because the god of stalking told me to.  

[Bronze Ibis]

I'm stalking you 'cause there is no one else to stalk.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

I'm stalking you because you taste like honey. (Don't ask)  

[Misty Marina]

I'm stalking you because the voices tell me you're going to be the husband of my children~

 

[Lady Lissalynn]

I am stalking you because you're made of candy and I want something sweet :3

 

[Misty Marina]

I am stalking you because I collect cat tails~

 

[II--T-r-i-x-i-e--II]

im stalking you because i wanted to see if those stars floating around you are really made of candy