How is the poster above going to die?

[AAX8]

that was creative ...
well the charge will be so strong that it sends a lightning bolt to u and makes the fire around u even stronger, so u get burned. and wen youre bear smell that u smell like barbeque?? he will eat u!!  

[Dr Sciurus]

oh noooes poor me!
when you die it will be by accident. your lizard thing is always grumpy and your imp always sleepingone day out of nowhere it will attack your imp getting sick of its laziness. there will be alot of confused fighting which you try to break up and being the cunning creature your imp is the lizard thingy will take its temper out on you without realizing it and the imp will just sleep in a tree somewehre not caring  

[AAX8]

well i have to admit , that was good.
well youre moon above u will just suddenly blow up sending giant chunks at u . 1 will stab u in the eye. one will hit youre bear and he will go crazy slahing u then runs away. then another piece will be sent up youre a** and out youre nose bringing with it apiece of youre brain!!  

[Dr Sciurus]

eesh omjeez.... one day you the imp and your little lizard guy will be sleeping then the imp will start having a nightmare. you try to comfort it but it starts thrashing arround and accidentally catches your neck with its tail. you get slowly strangled then your neck broken as the imp thrashes and flings your lifeless body left and right and so on. mrgreen  

[AAX8]

man she's good!!
well one day a powerful wind will come along and it will make youre giant shurikan spin so fast that it will be like a propeller and u will start to flt up so fast u catch on fire. u will fly so high u will start to slowly suphocate. u go higher and higher untill u finally reach space and then u will implode.  

[TheGreatPumpkinMistress]

ur devil imp will eat ur brain xD  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

first that scrf thing is going to strangle you, then while you're choking those litlle flying things are going to gouge out your eyes.  

[AAX8]

well youre chain saw will grow a mind of its own and it will suddenly lunge at you badly disfiguiring youre face  

[Dr Sciurus]

every year your girlfrends birthday comes around and she never celebrates it or wants gifts. but this year shes turning 18 and you want to do something special. you find a gift for her that you MUST get wrap it up and on the day give it to her along with a cake for the occasion. she loves it but is very mega pissed that you didnt listen to her. she winds up killing you horribly in a random moodswing between temper and love mrgreen enjoy  

[AAX8]

she woudnt do that.
youlle be walking home from school one day . you decide to take a shortcut through the park. wen u go through u see a bird in a tree. u dont think anything of it but wen u look back up there are 2 more. and every time u look back up there , there are 2 more until there are like 1000. u start to run cause youre freaked out. and then they suddenly atack u picking out youre inners and youre bonees till there is only a bloody skeleton left  

[Dr Sciurus]

you will die by hemeroids. they will have completely blocked your butt and when one day you try to poop your a** will explode  

[AAX8]

YOULLE GET AIDS  

[princely love]

AAX8 will die when I take out my meat cleaver and cut him in tiny pieces with my meat cleaver!X3 AAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!XD And then I will bury him where no one will find him and then I will go back home and watch TV and eat doritos and act innocent!  

[AAX8]

youre twisted
well, i'll come back to life and poison youre doritos when youre not looking. so that wen you try to act "innocent" you will choke and die  

[Dr Sciurus]

you dont technically die of aids so i guess you mean i get aids and die of something else. and oh? then you die of GONOREyA!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!