[Game] Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer

[For-Chan Cookie]

Because it's more fun to shake dice to decide your favorite pairings than use that crazy earth logic!

Why is my carpet covered with hair? eek  

[User_2629207]

"Seriousness is the refuge of the shallow."

Because it was getting tired of you harassing it over its baldness!

Why does this tea taste like fish?

- Oscar Wilde.

 

[hameko105]

because there was a fish in it swiming but it got cold so it walked out.

Why do we like Yaoi?  

[Drakie Cakie]

They say ‘freak’ when you’re singled out.

Because there is a certain race of people (us) that have a medical condition called 'Sexy Deficiency,' so we have to compensate for the lack by looking at hotmansecks. :/

WHY DOES THE MUFFIN MAN LIVE ON DRURY LANE???

The red. Well, it filters through.

 

[For-Chan Cookie]

Because his wife kept the house on Muffin Lane after the divorce so he moved in with his boyfriend Lance in a quaint little cottage on Drury Lane where they lived happily ever after! surprised

Why do people dye poodles pink?  

[DillonDanger]

Because their poodles had too many stains.
Why is the rum always gone?  

[Lady Gyrfalcon]

Because Captain Jack is secretly a ninja, and steals your rum before you even have a chance to think of drinking it.

Why do all the alternative ways to earn Gaia cash look terribly dodgy?  

[Captain tohru honda]

because they don't want us to have it.
why does ice cream melt?  

[For-Chan Cookie]

Because it's hard to digest frozen rocks. They freeze up your insides and you get all blocked up, so the government makes ice cream melt to keep down the cost of health care. It's expensive to unblock a frozen digestive system!

Why don't boys have to have a period?  

[SungJewel]

They don't have enough blood flow for them to have one.

Why are 'adults' in charge?  

[For-Chan Cookie]

Because kids are too short to reach the cookie jars. Whoever controls the cookie jars controls the world!

Why doesn't laundry do itself?  

[Lady Gyrfalcon]

The threads of the clothes are lazy, and can't bring themselves to slouch to the washing machine.

Why is there never enough time for everything?  

[For-Chan Cookie]

Because time is like a bird. Birds only fly forwards. You never hear about birds flying backwards or freezing and hovering in midair! So time doesn't either, it just flies by while you try to keep up.

Why don't dogs grow on trees?  

[Captain tohru honda]

cause if they did we would be very confused about the word bark.
why is there a fork in my ceral instead of a spoon?  

[For-Chan Cookie]

Because you hate milk and just want to eat the cereal.

Why did my blanket fall apart in the washing machine? crying