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 Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 9:19 am
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Ska_Freak I sure did confuse her. So one of the secretaries was throwing a big hoorah today about there not being any sexual harassment courses. She said it's the first time she's ever worked some where that didn't have a conduct class and all that bullshit. She said she felt a little unsafe and was worried about being sexually harassed and what not. So being the sensitive guy that I am, I chimed in and said: "Look, if you didn't want me to sexually harass you, you shouldn't have such a nice rack." I got the "Burst into flame, burst into flames, burst into flames!" look from a few people for that, it was great. They should so fire me.
Why haven't they fired you anyways? xd |
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Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:53 am
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:45 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:28 am
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Scene: Wedding Reception
Characters: Ska, Slutty Chick
Set Up: I was at a wedding reception full of slutty chicks. And I mean slutty. This one in particular looked like she just walked onto a porn set, it was pretty bad. Quick discription to set up a mental image. She's probably about 5' 2", rail thin, heavy tan, bleach blonde hair, and of course, a tramp stamp. Tons of eye make up, foundation/consealer, lip liner, lipstick, blush, the works. She also had a huge ******** beak of a nose on her. Her outfit: Backless top that was held on by two strings and a miricle. One string around her neck, the other around her back, tied extra tight to make her tits pop out. Studded punk style belt, black and silver. Skin tight white stretchy pants, so tight they became see through. fitted just below her a** crack in the back, and if she had any pubes, they'd be sticking out of the front. No panties of course, I saw this chicks v****a more times than I'd care to share...5 times. Six inche spiked heels, black. So you get the picture, right? She's a slut.
Slutty Chick: Hey, do you wanna dance?
Ska: No thanks.
Slutty Chick: C'mon, it'll be fun.
Ska: I'm good.
Slutty Chick: [all smiles while putting her hands on her hips and pushing out her tits s'more] Why not?
Ska: I'm afraid if I touch you, I might catch something.
Slutty Chick: ******** you, f*****t. [flips me the bird and storms off]
Moments later she was dancing with some guy, and by dancing, I mean she was grinding against him while he grabbed her a**.
Herpes was spread that night, I just know it.
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Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 5:08 pm
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Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:04 am
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Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 7:24 am
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Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 12:39 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 4:19 am
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This one is terrible, like I felt a little bad for saying it.
I was hanging out with a friend at her house, and her neighbors were fighting.
A little background about these people, they've been married for 15 years now, have 4 kids, one of which is autistic. Also, they are an interracial couple. Dude is black, chick is white, but that doesn't matter.
Friend: They've been fighting a lot, I think he's going to leave her.
Me: No way, he's trapped.
Friend: Why? Because they have kids?
Me: Think about it, just having kids isn't enough. Single parents are common now a days. So what'd she do? She shat out a retard baby.
Friend: ...No, Jessie, no.
Me: Yeah, it makes sense, if he leaves now, no v****a will ever have him again once they find out he abandons retard babies. That's seriously ********: That's so wrong.
Me: Yeah, but it's funny.
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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 5:19 am
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:46 pm
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Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 3:52 am
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Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 5:26 am
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