Corrupt the Wish Game

[Incinerella]

Wish Granted but now everyone has it and they're all a level above you

I wish I could breathe underwater  

[Airforce Soldier]

But you can't breathe on land.

I wish that The War on Terror would end.  

[XR8TEDB00TY]

it will go on for 10 years
i wish for 100,000,000,000,000 gold  

[Izlin]

but then you would have sooo many ppl asking you for gold and they would never leave you alone.



i wish for the 4 of july to go away forever.  

[XR8TEDB00TY]

but it wont go away because thats america indepence and alot of people bbq and stuff u know some people greedy and the fire work are awsome.

i wish i could have super powers to do whatever i wanted.  

[Shadow__Dweller]

then people would expect you to rescue them and you'd get too busy to have any fun with your powers

I wish I could write an essay in 5 minutes  

[Rose_the_Angel_of_Death]

you do but everything wrong

i wish i had an upgrade disk like windows xp  

[Airforce Soldier]

But it contains a virus
I wish that my roommate wasn't such a perv.  

[Rose_the_Angel_of_Death]

umm . . . . ok. your. . . roomm mate . . a prev?  

[Shadow__Dweller]

But then you might be really comfortable about walking round naked, and someone else might just walk in and see you

I wish I was a better video-gamer  

[Incinerella]

Wish Granted, but now you complete all your games in less than a day, get bored with gaming altogether and have to take up knitting to keep your thumb-stick thumbs from seizing up.


I wish I had more socks that matched  

[Airforce Soldier]

But they were too small.
I wish that I had a raise at work.  

[Incinerella]

Wish Granted, but now they can't afford to pay your colleague and make you work twice as hard.

I wish had all my embarrassing moments erased  

[Serious Hatred]

Suddenly there all posted in a blog all over the net...

I wish my death hunts down my ex kim... (much like final destination)  

[Airforce Soldier]

Granted but the cops say you killed her.
I wish that people would realise that the PS3 is a load of s**t.