General Harry Potter RPG

[Sirius Black-Snuffles]

Sirius grimaced as he escorted Remus to the stairs.

"Mmm...live cow, breakfast of champions," he said shaking his head.

"Yuck." They reached the stairs and Sirius grinned at him.

"Fruit huh? I could make a million comments, but I won't..." He placed a quick kiss to Remus' forehead before letting go of him.

"I'll go grab us something that is in no way related to meat," he said before turning and walking into the Great Hall. He looked around and stopped at the end of the table staring at all the occupants.

Malfoy, Potter, Granger, Theree.

Lovegood if he wasn't mistaken...

And...

BLACK?!?!

Sirius openly gaped.

"Bellatrix? No...no..." he leaned forward squinting before jumping back cursing.

"TONKS?!?!?!?!" he shouted, forgetting about Remus and breakfast for a few moments.  

[Percival Ignatius Weasley]

[I told Rem I got to reply first.]

Tonks scowled at Harry when he said that, though she was sure that he was right. The Black family too inbred by now. Everyone looked alike, except for Narcissa, but Narcissa had been lucky. In a way, Tonks thought as she watched Harry come back to the table and literally wrap himself around Hermione.

God her family was ******** in the head sometimes.

"TONKS?!?!?!?!"

She jumped, spinning toward the door to find none other than her dear second cousin, Sirius, looking ready to kill. "This is why," she said to the table, "I don't let people see what I really look like, because I look too much like a Black woman, or like Sirius."

Standing up, she looked apologetically at Sirius. "Sorry, Kathryn wanted to know what I really looked like."  

[Sirius Black-Snuffles]

Sirius nodded dumbly still staring at Tonks.

"Yeah, change back. Please? You look like Bellatrix, and my mother..." He shivered violently.

"I like you with pink hair. Not with...that..." he said, shivering again.


((Last post of the night I'm afraid))  

[Ex-Professor Remus Lupin]

(Wow...I completely forgot that she had done that...*laughs*)

Taking slow and careful steps, Remus made his way up the stairs, stopping after a few steps to rest. He nearly fell back down when he heard Sirius yell. Looking back toward the Great Hall, he was tempted to make his way back, but that looked to be a difficult job.

With a sigh, he lowered himself onto the steps and waited for Sirius to return. Sirius sounded upset which meant he would have to deal with it sooner or later...better to just reserve his energy and prepare for something.  

[Percival Ignatius Weasley]

[Last post here as well. I refuse to let Ty spend the rest of the night on the computer. He's going to come downstairs and watch television with me.]

"I doubt it's just the pink hair," she said, her hair flushing a brilliant silvery blonde. She was certain that she looked a whole lot like Aunt Narcissa without even trying. "Why do you think I change the face structure to fit my dad's side?"

Shaking herself, her eyes brightened to green, almost matching Harry's in their intensity. Her face changed, the cheekbones not so high and the face not as thin. Her hair finally returned to its normally short cut and colored itself almost neon pink.

"Better?" she asked, turning around and nearly tripping herself. Catching herself on the bench she huffed. "Didn't mean to scare you like that? Where's Remus?"  

[Mint Thimble]

Luna looked up at Sirius and smiled. "Hello, Mr. Boardman. How are you?" She didn't seem allarmed at all at his reapperance from the dead or his shout. As always, she seemed rather dotty and politely interested.  

[Orgazmic Coffdrop]

Draco couldn't have noticed that Sirius was alive again if he took him by the nose and threw him across the room. It wasn't that he wasn't observant, he just didn't really care. Nope, he didn't care one bit. He once again went into a revere (sp?) he often had about his school years, but didn't utter a word about it. Instead he went to try and talk to Luna again. She, at least, seemed interesting. "Hello again," he said, curtly sitting down next to her.  

[Mint Thimble]

Luna blinked, for once looking slightly surprised. "Hello..." she said in her usual voice. "What brings you back...? Interested in the heleolice?"  

[Lunar_Blade]

As the unexpected scream echoed through the the Great Hall, Kathryn started and spun around, eyes wide. When her eyes met with Sirius she calmed down.

"Christ Sirius, what's your problem?" She muttered with a weak laugh, and sighed. As the conversation turned to blood and genetics Kathryn smiled.

"I look nothing like my parents already" She said "...The hair" gesturing to her red hair, "and the eyes" pointing to her iron-blue eyes. Her eyes travelling over to the blonde Slytherin she scowled.

"Oi, s**t-head, either sit here, or don't, stop running about like a headless chook, although I suppose all slimey Slytherins act the same" She said cooly.  

[Ex-Professor Remus Lupin]

It was quiet. Too quiet. Which meant Sirius wasn't doing anything or he was doing something. When it came do to it, it was usually something. Great.

Remus sighed, moving so he was more comfortable on the steps. It wouldn't do any good to get up and he didn't want to waste the energy. Besides, what was he going to do? Glare. He could threaten Sirius was celebacy in front of Harry, sometimes, or even Kathryn, but in front of a slew of visitors, half of which he probably didn't know, and Dora...well, he'd rather just wait.

This was going to take a while wasn't it.  

[Sirius Black-Snuffles]

Sirius sighed in relief as Tonks turned back to usual and wonderful--if clutzy--self.

"Much better, and he is on the stairs most likely waiting for me to come rescue him from his invisable ivory tower with a basket of fruit to devour. He's in much better shape then he was earlier," he said smiling at Kathryn and Harry.

"Hello, Mr. Boardman. How are you?" Sirius glanced at the girl for a moment before putting on his most charming smile, ignoring the fact that she had turned to speak to his second cousin (as much as it pained him to admit he was related to the little twerp). He grabbed Luna's hand and sat down next to her--not caring if he pushed any one out of the way.

"Oh my dear Miss Lovegood! What a pleasure it is to finally meet you! You don't know how long I have been wanting the chance to speak with either you or your father. I must admit it was such a nice change to see your article on me in the Quibbler! And almost completely accurate as well!" he exclaimed, a spark mischief gleaming in his eye.

"But I must confess Miss Lovegood, I was not--in fact with Miss Doris Purkiss on that day. Rather, I had just run into her briefly while on my way to lunch with my darling lover Remus John Lupin. She had held me up for so long that when I finally arrived at the restaurant--the place was swarming with Aurors and I was locked up for good! I felt so horrible for missing my date with my lovely Remmy that I didn't even realize until 5 years later why I was in the wretched place, and by then, it was too late!" he said with a flourish of hand movement. Finally he sat back and glanced at the table before clapping his hands together.

"Oh brilliant! Juice! I'm parched!" he said to continue the Stubby Boardman act as he poured himself some juice and sipped on it smiling at Luna.

Merlin help him if Remus ever found out about what he just said. He was uncertain what the exact consequences would be, but he was certain that they would be harsh, cruel, and other such horrible adjectives.  

[Percival Ignatius Weasley]

Tonks watched in fascination as Sirius introduced himself as Stubby Boardman. Surpressing a fit of giggles, she sat down at the table and looked to Kathryn and Harry. "Do you think he realizes that Remus will kill him if he finds out?" she asked cheerfully. "Or do you think he's just seeing how far he can get before Remus finally smacks him upside the back of the head?"  

[Andromeda Black Tonks]

Harry distangled himself from Hermione, not finding the overacting fun anymore. It was only fun if someone reacted to it. Ah well, he thought, watching the play by play between Sirius and Tonks and then Sirius introducing himself as Stubby Boardman to Luna.

""Do you think he realizes that Remus will kill him if he finds out? Or do you think he's just seeing how far he can get before Remus finally smacks him upside the back of the head?" Tonks asked cheerfully.

Harry shook his head.

"Sirius always knows what he's doing. Best not to say anything to Remus," he whispered back, not wanting his godfather to overhear.  

[Orgazmic Coffdrop]

"Hello..." she said in her usual voice. "What brings you back...? Interested in the heleolice?"

He grimaced a little bit, and once again got interrupted before he was about to speak. This was really getting on his nerves.

He turned to Kathryn and skillfully raised one eyebrow at her. He could have said something, it would have been expected. However, he decided not to and to remain silent. He merely shot her a glare and stayed seated at the table.

"Hello, Mr. Boardman. How are you?"
Draco looked up at who was being introduced as the person before he was shoved over, rather unpolitely (is that a word?) shoved aside, by Sirius. When he saw that Sirius took up the greeting, he laughed in a rather loud and pointed laughter. Sirius as Stubby Boardman? Oh my bloody god, you must be kidding.  

[Mint Thimble]

((xD Oh god, I laughed so hard when I read that that my parents thought I was mentally unstable (not really). But seriously... :rotfl: Anyway, I didn't think many people would know the Hobgobblins (in RP world) because, I mean, he was hit with a turnip before he retired so I didn't think they were too popular. xD ))
"Yes, well she has been known to bend the truth for purposes of self-flatery((erg... dunno how ta spell that >.>;; )). She sent an owl last month with information saying that the drummer of your band had been asking her to tea almost non-stop and was asking us to publish an article on how he was in the wrong, as he's married." She smiled airily at "Stubby" and said, "But now we've got all the facts on that event, we can print an edited version for the new edition... Daddy will be peased to hear we've more pages filled." She smiled absently and took her wand off her left ear and conjured a glass of some drink that had fresh pitted- and de-stemmed-cherries in it, sipping it through a straw. "I should send him an owl today... I was hoping we might cover the Multi Wizard wournament, but that's only if we don't have enough pages on the report we're expecting from Africa."
((Okay... yes... I died when I read that over... almost completely OOC. gonk *dies*))