What's grosser than gross? |
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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8% |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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16% |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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16% |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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44% |
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-8)
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2013 11:20 pm
Kay9214 Kay began to spin and weave, appearing and disappearing in the smoke, dashing by to deal a blow only to vanish a moment later. Cut after cut after cut, the droid swung in frustration at the smoke to no avail. The droid began waving his lightsaber back and forth over his head trying to strike the man at random if he could. Kay9214 = 85 Droid = 140
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-8)
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Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2013 11:22 pm
Kay9214 Finally, the blows stopped, and the smoke stilled once more. The Jedi vanished, and stayed gone, so the droid tried scanning his surroundings. Within a few moments, a droid like whistle came from behind it, and the droid whirled about, only to lose it's external scanner to another of the Jedi's blows. The droid panicked and extended his blade outward while spinning in a circle and hovered in a random pattern. Kay9214 = 85 Droid = 140
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Purtie rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-8)
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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 12:32 am
Darth Daddicus The droid reluctantly draws near to the girl as she eyeballs him for parts and backhand slashes at her torso. Purtie = 250 Droid = 250 * Slowly circles droid * Certain parts of you are only good for scrap metal
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Purtie rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 7 (1-8)
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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 12:34 am
I don't do those Jedi tricks. You'll know when I attack.
Purtie = 250
droid = 195
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Purtie rolled 1 8-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-8)
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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 12:36 am
Then again, maybe you won't.
Purtie = 250 droid = 195
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sachara rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-4)
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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 2:37 am
sachara = 100 Droid = 70 - 30 = 40
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sachara rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-4)
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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 2:39 am
sachara = 100 Droid = 40 - 30 = 10
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sachara rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-4)
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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 2:41 am
sachara = 100 Droid = 10 - 30 = DESTROYED
THE DROID IS DEAD~~ rofl
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Felinophile rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 7 (1-12)
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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 4:36 am
Darth Daddicus Felinophile *puts down cig and takes a cheap shot* The droid looks down on the smoldering butt and sprays fuel from his reserves at the woman's feet . Felinophile = 170 Droid = 250 rofl rofl *blows high powered fan at flame towards droid*
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Felinophile rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 6 (1-12)
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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 4:39 am
*smashes droids head with sledgehammer*
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Felinophile rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-12)
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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 4:42 am
appears to be a durable droid eek *looks for weak spot*
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floralsnow rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-4)
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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 9:59 am
Darth Daddicus The droid throws a random piece of sharp metal which happened to be laying about at the girl's head. But I managed to redeem myself by making one of his arms explode. Droid: 130 points
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floralsnow rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-4)
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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 10:02 am
Darth Daddicus The droid rushes up to the girl and zaps her with his arc welder. It might sound stupid, but I threw a bucket filled with water to this tiny droid. It's a good way to make the circuits inside him get short. Droid: 100 points
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floralsnow rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-4)
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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 10:08 am
Darth Daddicus The droid plays a doctored hologram of the girl's boyfriend smooching on another girl. Sorry boss, that doesn't work for me coz' I don't have one smile Anyways the poor droid seems to have rusted parts and broken components. He needs to see an engineer to fix him. I'll be glad to repair him but I wouldn't because I'm his opponent and he might regain his strength if I do so. Droid: 70 points
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gowie2 rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 6 (1-12)
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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 12:01 pm
gaia_star I'm still alive? eek
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