The Yoghurt Thread.

[and_solo_said]

Ode to a bedwetting old codger

What weary palour is this that sings

of whence I came and other such things

that make the blood writhe up and broil.

Like when my matress I did last soil.  

[and_solo_said]

Ode to the woman who opened a package to find that it contained the severed head of both her brother and lover

My eternal love,

my unflinching beauty,

I fear it is now

my regrettable duty

to tell you hence:

thy Brother's dead,

though not from me this message,

for here is my head.  

[Boolean Julian]

and_solo_said

Ode to a bedwetting old codger

What weary palour is this that sings

of whence I came and other such things

that make the blood writhe up and broil.

Like when my matress I did last soil.

Personally I'd prefer "like when my matress I last did soil"  

[Broken Keys]

I think I prefered your other ones Owen....  

[Angilwingz]

What's your view on frozen yoghurt? (No not like sorbet...like actual yoghurt...frozen.) And the cow jumped over the moon.  

[A Lost Iguana]

I have not had any. The little dog laughed to see such fun, and the dish ran away with the spoon, causing much distress among the spoon family. A shotgun wedding awaits.  

[Invictus_88]

I have!

When I was little I froze everything. Orange juice, oranges, apples, strawberries, tangerines, washing-up liquid, milk and yoghurt.

I actually quite liked the frozen yogurt one..

..try it with a bit of honey.

3nodding  

[Darth Buttsecks]

Invictus_88

I have!

When I was little I froze everything. Orange juice, oranges, apples, strawberries, tangerines, washing-up liquid, milk and yoghurt.

I actually quite liked the frozen yogurt one..

..try it with a bit of honey.

3nodding

Did you eat the washing-up liquid? >.> I hope not.  

[Invictus_88]

Timeless_Visage

Invictus_88

I have!

When I was little I froze everything. Orange juice, oranges, apples, strawberries, tangerines, washing-up liquid, milk and yoghurt.

I actually quite liked the frozen yogurt one..

..try it with a bit of honey.

3nodding

Did you eat the washing-up liquid? >.> I hope not.

Nah, that's a bit of a red herring really..

I was making lemon juice ice-cubes and it struck me that they were a similar colour to our washing-up liquid, so I made a few in the tray out of that instead.

Then I made a nice cool drink, putting the lemon ones in my glass and leaving my brother to put the washing-up liquid ones in his own.

cool  

[A Lost Iguana]

I like the style.

When it hits 70 I'll stop with the dice.  

[Gaulia]

Invictus_88

Nah, that's a bit of a red herring really..

I was making lemon juice ice-cubes and it struck me that they were a similar colour to our washing-up liquid, so I made a few in the tray out of that instead.

Then I made a nice cool drink, putting the lemon ones in my glass and leaving my brother to put the washing-up liquid ones in his own.

cool

Simply ingenious.  

[Angilwingz]

When I used to set the table, I would put cold drinks in everyone's cups...except my sister's...hers was warm. ninja  

[Lord Jagged]

A Lost Iguana

I like the style.

When it hits 70 I'll stop with the dice.

Spooky!
The dice you rolled had a total of 69. This is page 69.... eek  

[A Lost Iguana]

Lord Jagged

Spooky!
The dice you rolled had a total of 69. This is page 69.... eek

I am rolling where probability states that 70 is the expected value. XD  

[Foetus In Fetu]

When I was in Greece I had a very sickly desert of Greek yoghurt, walnuts and honey and, while it was delicious, I only managed to eat half of a very small portion because after that I feared I would throw up...

It was really nice though, I recommend it.