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 Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 10:17 am
Gets attact by the remaining 3 appostles (oh you mean toilet)
Get a bottle of bleach and a scubbing brush
Inserts left over wrapping paper
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 8:44 pm
Gets to re-gift something.
Inserts an urn filled with someone's ashes(I don't know who's, I just found it and it seems like a good idea at the time)
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 9:21 pm
Gets a haunted bag of fertiliser
Inserts Tiger Woods 9 iron (stolen from his merc)
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 9:24 pm
Gets an angry scream rich black man after your a**!
Inserts what's left of DarthSethus after his encounter with the man named Tiger(He's called that for a reason you know, LOL) mrgreen
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 9:39 pm
Gets served said remains with some farver beans and a nice chianti
Inserts Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 9:42 pm
Gets a tab at the local pub
Inserts GIR mrgreen
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 9:44 pm
Gets invaded by an incompetent yet entertaining alien "Obey the FIST! Dirty stink children!"
Inserts Chicken legs
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 9:50 pm
Gets admited into the administration of silly walks
Inserts an electric cattle prod
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 10:28 pm
Gets 45 yr old man in studded leather with a wad of cash looking for you to use it for some personal reasons.
Inserts a Wal-Mart burning_eyes
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 10:31 pm
Gets Kaaaaarazy Roll Backs!
Inserts a Cat-Dog
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 10:38 pm
Gets arrested for gene splicing and hunted by religious extreamists for perverting gods creation! (I wana cat-dog!)
Inserts fosilised dinosaur poo
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 10:42 pm
Gets half a dozen scientists with a fossilized poo fetish
Inserts Priscilla Queen of the Desert
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 10:44 pm
(I know watching it chase its "tail" would be so much more entertaining... assuming the cat dog we're both thinking of has a Cat on one side and a Dog on the other?)
Gets A Wal mart, well wouldn't you know it, so that's what these big chain stores are made of!
Shoot too late
Gets an anna turd
Inserts Dr. Evil's 3rd nut
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 11:07 pm
Gets a mini Seth Green
Inserts the rabbit of Warsaw
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 11:17 pm
Gets a Chicken War... Screw driver?(LOL sorry too lazy to look up Warsaw and I can't member what it means 4laugh )
Inserts a Dwarf.
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