Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[Unit Blue]

I was mean to her shadow :/  

[xGears-of-War Fr3ak]

wouldnt devorce him because he finnaly realized that he was mean and because idk y i would devorce him anymore XD i ran out of options!!  

[koolay0]

Because When I Tried To Look Into Her Eyes To Be Romantic
i Just Couldnt Get Myself To Do It xD  

[xGears-of-War Fr3ak]

lolol XD when he was trying to be romantic, but utterfly faild because i dont hav any eyes, i devorced him because he wasnt creativ enough and didnt think of other ways to be romantic!!  

[Pearls of Diamonds]

She didn't type out her words properly, so I got annoyed... rofl  

[vampireangel2323]

shes to correcting and proper  

[Unit Blue]

I wanted to be a free man again  

[vampireangel2323]

he divorced me cause i let him fool around with anyone he wanted to and he found some one else  

[Unit Blue]

She mistaken me for my ninja clone ninja  

[vampireangel2323]

cause he thinks he's as cool as a ninja but isn't  

[Unit Blue]

Because she didn't know I wasn't a ninja, but my made up clone was  

[vampireangel2323]

his clone is made up he just said so  

[theshadowwolf94]

*sneaks up behind and slashes angel's throat* cause she's dead.  

[Unit Blue]

He murdered exclaim  

[The Iliaddict]

Because I was jealous of his ninja clone =D