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 Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:37 pm
you do, but only months later they replace you with a robot.
I wish I could live amongst the naked fairies.
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:46 pm
Granted, but they're tiny, ruthless, and hideous.
Miro wishes she didn't get a stomach ache from eating sweets. crying
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 9:11 am
granted - you stomach is fine but instead you get a major sugar rush to your head followed by crippling migraines.
I wish all these blasted meeting would STOP already and they would just let me do my normal job stare
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 6:13 pm
Wish granted. No more meetings. Instead you lose your job only months later, because the company goes under.
I wish I had better relationships with people.
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 7:42 am
Granted:- Your relationships are going so well that you loose all time to yourself and develop an identity crisis
I wish I had a flower...
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 8:44 pm
Granted, but it's the giant, talking, man-eating flower from Little Shop of Horrors and it forces you to kill to feed its hunger.
I wish it would stop raining so much.
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 11:52 pm
Granted:- It snows instead of raining
I wish I didn't make mistakes in my knitting so much
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 6:13 pm
Granted your claws keep snipping the yarn to prevent you from making anymore mistakes.
I wish work didn't leave me so tongue tied...
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Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 3:08 pm
Granted. You are magically granted eloquence and are able to verbalize each and every thought with clarity if not wisdom. You tell everyone exactly what you think and don't hold back. This causes some problems as you can imagine. You tell your boss exactly what you think as you take your pink slip and belongings out the door and start looking for a new job.
I wish I could visit you all IRL and we could have a GGG party.
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 2:39 am
Granted but you are hauled away by the police for indecent exposure and sound pollution.
I wish I had a toothpick.
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:10 am
Granted. Here's your toothpick. I hope it's not for getting things out of your teeth. Why? Because this is a magic toothpick. Every tooth or body part it touches seems to fall off. The next day. Sorry about that. You didn't need those fingers anyway and fewer teeth to brush will save you lots of time in the morning, right?
I wish I didn't get arrested for indecent exposure. How embarrassing. redface
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 11:34 am
Granted, but today is opposite day so you get arrested for not being exposed enough and so you have to take Lady GaGa's course of how to "express" yourself.
I wish the damn weather would make up its mind between sunny and bleak weather. stare
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 2:46 am
Granted only it decides on hail
I wish my pencils were usable longer...
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:13 am
Granted. however maneuvering a 24 foot pencil takes some considerable strength and versatility that sadly you do not posses. Your art now looks like something a 4 year old would churn out.
I wish my 14 day ban was over and I could be stumblefoot again
emo
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:51 am
Granted. Wait. Ima haft to go work out some kind of deal on this one. Hope you can live with it. brb i hope.
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