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Kay9214 rolled 1 8-sided dice: 2 Total: 2 (1-8)

Kay9214
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Lonely Nerd

PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 9:04 pm


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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP
Kay9214 rolled 1 8-sided dice: 4 Total: 4 (1-8)
PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 9:06 pm


Kay heard the droid explode and immediately he could hear the sounds of another droid enter... The Sith was trying to catch him off guard... So Kay lie in wait for the perfect moment to strike his new opponent, obscured by the rubble and light smoke.

Kay9214
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Lonely Nerd

Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice: 3 Total: 3 (1-8)

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:29 pm


Purtie
Jinn Parien
eek Don't mind me. I'm just a mechanic checking on the droid's functionality. eek


Sadly, the normal droid has had certain "parts" dismantled.

Purtie = 140
Droid = 195


The droid lashes at the woman in sweeping back and forth slashes hoping to silence her before his humiliation is too intense.


Purtie = 140
Droid = 85
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice: 6 Total: 6 (1-8)
PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:35 pm


Purtie
Darth Daddicus

The droid has bad flashbacks to his younger days about what was defined as a "naughty party" and hopes that his extra attachments were truly dismantled so he doesn't have to go through that again and then tries to silence the woman by knocking that smoking paper out of her hand.


Purtie = 140
Droid = 140

Yeah, yeah, we know. "When I was young I had to walk six miles a day to school, in the snow.".blah blah blah.
When I was young T.V. was in black and white and channels signed off at night so that the only thing on was snow.


The droid goes for an overhead strike.


Purtie = 85
Droid = 85

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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice: 2 Total: 2 (1-8)

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:37 pm


Purtie
* flips through catalog of "extra attachments" available for battle droids.*
eek

surprised


redface

Purtie = 140
droid = 85


The droid tries to stab through the catalog while hoping to pierce the woman's cold, cold heart.


Purtie = 85
Droid = 85
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice: 4 Total: 4 (1-12)
PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:40 pm


Felinophile
Darth Daddicus
Felinophile
attacks a new droid twisted

HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 80HP


The droid takes the appearance of a Tusken Raider with a gaderffii stick and swings the weapon at the woman.

Felinophile = 170
Droid = 250

lucky shot stare


The droid lifts the gaderffii stick high in the air with both hands, makes a *Hur Hur Hur Hur Hur* sound, and goes for a leg sweep.


Felinophile = 170
Droid = 250

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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice: 3 Total: 3 (1-4)

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:42 pm


sachara
sachara = 190
Droid = 190 - 30 = 160


The droid fires a grappling hook at the girl's feet and begins to pull it in hoping to knock her down.


sachara = 160
Droid = 130
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice: 1 Total: 1 (1-4)
PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:43 pm


sachara
sachara = 190
Droid = 190 - 30 = 160


The droid rolls over to the girl and looms above her before dropping his retractable third leg on top of her head.


sachara = 160
Droid = 130

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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice: 1 Total: 1 (1-4)

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:44 pm


sachara
sachara = 190
Droid = 160 - 30 = 130


The droid brings out his buzz-saw again and swipes at the girl as she gets up.


sachara = 160
Droid = 130
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice: 1 Total: 1 (1-8)
PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:47 pm


floralsnow
Darth Daddicus
The droid swipes at the girl's shoulder.


Oops, I'm in big trouble now.

Droid's life = 195


The droid tries to end the fight by slashing at the girl's abdomen.


floralsnow = 30
Droid = 140

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:48 pm


floralsnow
Darth Daddicus
The droid drops the blade to the girl's leg.


The droid thrusts the blade directly at the girl's face.


floralsnow = 30
Droid = 140
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice: 7 Total: 7 (1-8)
PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:49 pm


floralsnow
Darth Daddicus
The droid whirls around trying to hit the girl on the other side.


Droid's life = 140


The droid spins, helicopter-style while extending its blade.


floralsnow = It slices! It dices! It cauterizes your favorite dishes immediately! Act now and get two dismemberments for the price of one!
Droid = 140

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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice: 7 Total: 7 (1-12)

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:52 pm


gowie2
gaia_star


The droid fires a shot of synthetic Force lightning at the creature.


gowie2 = 170
Droid = 170
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice: 11 Total: 11 (1-12)
PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:53 pm


gowie2
gaia_star gaia_star This droid might put up a fight. emotion_dealwithit


The droid flips behind the creature while coming down with his saber for an overhead strike.


gowie2 = 90
Droid = 170

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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice: 12 Total: 12 (1-12)

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:54 pm


gowie2
gaia_star gaia_star gaia_star

My Current HP: 170

Droid's HP: 170


The droid tries to stomp on the creature.


gowie2 = 10
Droid = 170
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