What's grosser than gross? |
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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8% |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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16% |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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13% |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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16% |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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44% |
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Kay9214 rolled 1 8-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-8)
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Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 9:04 pm
MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP
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Kay9214 rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-8)
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Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 9:06 pm
Kay heard the droid explode and immediately he could hear the sounds of another droid enter... The Sith was trying to catch him off guard... So Kay lie in wait for the perfect moment to strike his new opponent, obscured by the rubble and light smoke.
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-8)
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Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:29 pm
Purtie Jinn Parien eek Don't mind me. I'm just a mechanic checking on the droid's functionality. eek Sadly, the normal droid has had certain "parts" dismantled. Purtie = 140 Droid = 195 The droid lashes at the woman in sweeping back and forth slashes hoping to silence her before his humiliation is too intense. Purtie = 140 Droid = 85
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 6 (1-8)
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Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:35 pm
Purtie Darth Daddicus The droid has bad flashbacks to his younger days about what was defined as a "naughty party" and hopes that his extra attachments were truly dismantled so he doesn't have to go through that again and then tries to silence the woman by knocking that smoking paper out of her hand. Purtie = 140 Droid = 140 Yeah, yeah, we know. "When I was young I had to walk six miles a day to school, in the snow.".blah blah blah. When I was young T.V. was in black and white and channels signed off at night so that the only thing on was snow. The droid goes for an overhead strike. Purtie = 85 Droid = 85
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Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 2 (1-8)
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Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:37 pm
Purtie * flips through catalog of "extra attachments" available for battle droids.* eek surprised redface Purtie = 140 droid = 85 The droid tries to stab through the catalog while hoping to pierce the woman's cold, cold heart. Purtie = 85 Droid = 85
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-12)
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Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:40 pm
Felinophile Darth Daddicus Felinophile attacks a new droid twisted HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 80HP The droid takes the appearance of a Tusken Raider with a gaderffii stick and swings the weapon at the woman. Felinophile = 170 Droid = 250 lucky shot stare The droid lifts the gaderffii stick high in the air with both hands, makes a *Hur Hur Hur Hur Hur* sound, and goes for a leg sweep. Felinophile = 170 Droid = 250
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-4)
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Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:42 pm
sachara sachara = 190 Droid = 190 - 30 = 160 The droid fires a grappling hook at the girl's feet and begins to pull it in hoping to knock her down. sachara = 160 Droid = 130
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-4)
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Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:43 pm
sachara sachara = 190 Droid = 190 - 30 = 160 The droid rolls over to the girl and looms above her before dropping his retractable third leg on top of her head. sachara = 160 Droid = 130
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-4)
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Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:44 pm
sachara sachara = 190 Droid = 160 - 30 = 130 The droid brings out his buzz-saw again and swipes at the girl as she gets up. sachara = 160 Droid = 130
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-8)
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Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:47 pm
floralsnow Darth Daddicus The droid swipes at the girl's shoulder. Oops, I'm in big trouble now. Droid's life = 195 The droid tries to end the fight by slashing at the girl's abdomen. floralsnow = 30 Droid = 140
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-8)
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Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:48 pm
floralsnow Darth Daddicus The droid drops the blade to the girl's leg. The droid thrusts the blade directly at the girl's face. floralsnow = 30 Droid = 140
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 7 (1-8)
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Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:49 pm
floralsnow Darth Daddicus The droid whirls around trying to hit the girl on the other side. Droid's life = 140 The droid spins, helicopter-style while extending its blade. floralsnow = It slices! It dices! It cauterizes your favorite dishes immediately! Act now and get two dismemberments for the price of one! Droid = 140
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 7 (1-12)
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Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:52 pm
The droid fires a shot of synthetic Force lightning at the creature. gowie2 = 170 Droid = 170
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 11 (1-12)
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Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:53 pm
gowie2 gaia_star gaia_star This droid might put up a fight. emotion_dealwithit The droid flips behind the creature while coming down with his saber for an overhead strike. gowie2 = 90 Droid = 170
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 12 (1-12)
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Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:54 pm
gowie2 gaia_star gaia_star gaia_star My Current HP: 170Droid's HP: 170 The droid tries to stomp on the creature. gowie2 = 10 Droid = 170
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