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 Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 8:49 am
I could say yes if I can transpose redneck/blond.
The avi below me is thinking of blond jokes
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 5:18 am
*Thinks to self*
Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest.
When they climbed up, they found three large gunnysacks and decided to climb into them for camouflage. About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy came into the barn.
The sheriff told his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft. When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he saw and the deputy yelled back, "Just three gunnysacks."
The sheriff told him to find out what was in them, so the deputy kicked the first sack, which had the redhead in it. She went, "Bow-wow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in it.
Then he kicked the sack with the brunette in it. She went, "Meow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in it. Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and there was no sound at all. So he kicked it again, and finally the blonde said, "Potatoes."
pirate
The person below me feel's overwhelmingly compelled to go post in the corrupt a wish thread that is laying dead at the bottom of the forum
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Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 8:10 pm
It is like I am hypnotized I just had to do it.
The avi below me has a foot fedish
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Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 10:30 pm
*smells foot and gags* Blech, not really but if you have soft fuzziness then that's another story. fuufuufuu....
The person below me can play bagpipes
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 7:42 am
Sure I'll give them a blow and a squeeze, not sure anyone would like it.... blaugh dramallama
Below me wants me to stop torturing the bagpipes.
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 9:25 pm
Sure, why not?
Person below me throws darts at a poster of Uncle Sam with a copy of Mein Kampf on his/her lap.
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 10:31 pm
Not me
Below me is a clean freak.
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 12:22 am
OUT DAMN SPOT OUT DAMN YOU! *rubs cleaning product into the rug until she burns a hole in it*
The person below me can laugh like kookaburra
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 6:37 am
no but I can yawn like a wookie
The person below loves wookies
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:46 am
"But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid."
"That's 'cause droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that."
―Han Solo
the person below me thinks Han Solo is a hunk wink
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:48 am
Big, hairy and beastly you betcha!!
Below me goes to all the sci-fi conventions dressed in character.
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:51 am
((hahahah have not gone to any but there is a first time for everything))
"Go, I will. Good relations with the Wookiees, I have."))
the person below has a crush on Leia since they were young
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 9:02 am
No not her...her walking carpet 3nodding Luke's not too bad.
Did I mention big, hairy and beastly?
Below me stowed away on the Falcon .
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:19 am
*pops head up from inside a storage crate and looks around to see if the coast is clear* Huzzah! I made it!
The person below me likes fur lined leather handcuffs wink
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Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 3:48 pm
On a girl, maybe.
Person below me sparkles in the sun.
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