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 Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 11:54 am
Granted, you come home to find a life-sized Sango plushy there on your bed with a life-sized Miroku plushy and their twin girls and son on the floor nearby. Your happiness turns to awe as you see them incarnate and come to life before your eyes. Before you can introduce yourself, Sango pulls out her hiraikotsu, screams "DEMON!" at you and you find yourself running for your life.
I wish I could teleport and visit my friends.
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Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 2:31 pm
Granted but somehow you get the wrong turn at Albuquerque and end up in Alaska with the polar bears
I wish the weather would make up its mind about the fall. Cold or warm IT CAN'T BE BOTH! stressed
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 9:32 am
Granted, you get lukewarm until November then bitter subzero for December, January, and most of February.
I wish that we when we get old we all didn't look super old.
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Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:13 pm
Granted! We don't all look super old. When we all get old, we look great! Just you look super old. [rofl]
I wish I knew what to wish for.
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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 8:26 am
Granted. Unfortunately, the corruption of said wish isn't as amusing as you were hoping for.
I wish I wasn't full so I could have ice cream right now.
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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 10:36 am
*slits your belly open* There you go mrgreen
Why am I dealing with your gore all the sudden today...  I wish that life didn't throw random monkey wrenches into my brain to make me deal with stressed
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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 11:10 am
*does a lobotomy leaving you a brainless shell* Granted....I wonder if that works for Aya as well...
I wish I didn't have to go into a court room today
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 6:17 am
Granted. Instead, you are sent to jail.
I wish I was better at making homemade soup.
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:08 am
Granted: But you're forced to make soup for violent criminals in jail.
I wish I had the "death note."
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 6:40 pm
Granted, but someone used it on you after they stole it
I wish I had more booze
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 5:14 am
Granted, however, upon seeing the vast amounts of booze around you, you lose all inhibition and go crazy on it, contracting alcohol poisoning in the process.
I wish dinner would make itself stare
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:37 am
Granted, but since it's a functionally living thing now, it's fights you when you try to eat it.
I wish I didn't have to go to class today.
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 2:47 pm
Granted the school gets blown up and you get framed for it leaving you in prison for 50 years.
I wish the weather would bloody warm up for once this week! scream
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Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 4:43 pm
Granted. Global warming kicks in at full force.
I wish I had more money.
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 7:53 am
Granted but it's tied up with so much red tape you'll never see a cent of it by the time your done with the paperwork
I wish I knew what to write in my notepad
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