•the 'You are banned game'•

[Avaerie]

You are banned because you ban people by saying "You are ban"

 

[i am dark rose]

you are banned for walking  

[girl u done goofed]

You are banned for talking~

 

[Avaerie]

You are banned because your sig is cuter than my non-existent one.

 

[i am dark rose]

you are banned for scaring me  

[Femme Autobot Crescendo]

You are banned for not wearing matching colors.  

[i am dark rose]

you are banned for sitting  

[Femme Autobot Crescendo]

You are banned because of Hotel California.  

[Avaerie]

You are banned for loving The Eagles more than I do.

 

[i am dark rose]

you are banned for not flying  

[Avaerie]

You are banned for banning people for random reasons.

 

[Femme Autobot Crescendo]

You are banned because you aren't thinking about ham right now!
Any and all complaints should be forwarded to Adam Malkovich, my goldfish.  

[i am dark rose]

you are banned for not loving my bf CX  

[Femme Autobot Crescendo]

Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so far I see you've met my assistant Scarface His appearance is quite disturbing But I assure you he's harmless enough He's a sweetheart, calls me master And he has a way of finding pretty things and bringing them to me

You are banned because you have a significant other and I do not!

I'm so into you But I'm way too smart for you Even my henchmen think I'm crazy I'm not surprised that you agree If you could find some way to be A little bit less afraid of me You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head Say I shouldn't kill you yet

 

[Avaerie]

You are banned for hurting my eyes.