Welcome to Gaia! ::

Granted!! However I am your captain and, angry about the Kupo nut incident, I work you mercilessly to the bone, scrubbing the deck and winding the sails in.

Soon you get fed up at my cruel treatment and plan a mutiny, but I have foreseen this and formulate a cunning plan!

I sail the ship around Saint Lucia secretly knowing there to be British navel ships in the waters, looking for pirates.

I then provoke you into starting your mutiny and as soon as it starts I feign terror, throwing my captains cap to you I dive into the sea and catch a lift back to land on a passing turtle.

You however, elated in your victory try to storm the first ship you sea, being it a clipper carrying tea and silks.

However, being a trap, it also carries a squadron of navel sailors who set of the flares and bring the whole royal navy down on top of you!!

After your rather swift capture you are carried of to Dominica where you face trial for piracy and being the captain given the harshest sentence!!

You swing from the yard arm while I party off my secret stash of booty

!!!YAAAHRRG!!!




I wish I hadn't left my old job at the Electric board.

crying

Granted. But you are a little bar of soap that belongs to an obese steak and cabbage addict who like's to keep there bottom nice and clean



I wish I had a ginger bread house in the deep dark forest.